KnicksFanNoCap

Parody Knicks fan account all things Knicks and some jokes on the side

[KnicksFanNoCap @KnicksCap]

Hey @KDTrey5 🐍! Meet me at the corner 3rd and 1st ave behind @thebeannyc cafe if you wanna throw hands. I will not be disrespected! #violence #streetfight #thebean #goodcoffee

[KnicksFanNoCap @KnicksCap]

@nypost really do be just The Daily Bugle

[New York Post @nypost]

In the doghouse! AOC's sad sack ex Riley Roberts walks their pooch in first look since split news https://t.co/JedPqR5wIC

[KnicksFanNoCap @KnicksCap]

Look, all I’ll say is if she got a fat ass, then she better not where no denim jeans! 🤷 #isaidwhatisaid #fatass #denimjeans #2026midterms

[KnicksFanNoCap @KnicksCap]

Mitch McConnell. We just spoke on the phone for 20 minutes. He'd love to accompany me.

[M11es McBride @deucemcb11]

Knicks nation! I’m teaming up with @DapsBounty to send one of you and a guest to Opening Night next season plus something special from me 👀

To enter:
1. Follow @DapsBounty
2. Repost this
3. Reply with who you’d bring and why

Bonus: quote tweet this with your favorite Knicks memory from this season

No purchase necessary.

[KnicksFanNoCap @KnicksCap]

My mayor Muslim
My bagels Jewish
This kinda undid 9/11
Knicks will be champions again in 2027

[Ian Begley @IanBegley]

It will be interesting to see if NBA’s standard game review addresses what Victor Wembanyama did here when moving towards OG Anunoby:

[KnicksFanNoCap @KnicksCap]

From someone who was there. There greatest game in the history of the finals. As well as the most depressing WU Tang concert. #knicksin5

[KnicksFanNoCap @KnicksCap]

STOP THE COUNT!!!!

[KnicksFanNoCap @KnicksCap]

When the Knicks win, can the Spurs stay at your hotel in Cancun? Since that's where you usually watch Texas disasters from🤷‍♂️

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Spurs in 6

[KnicksFanNoCap @KnicksCap]

Holy shit it's actually happening today.

[KnicksMuse @KnicksMuse]

Screw it, Landry Shamet Jersey Giveaway

To enter:
• Like + Repost
• Follow @KnicksMuse on X + IG

That’s it! Make sure you do both. 4 more!

[KnicksFanNoCap @KnicksCap]

Greatest moment of my life. Knicks finishing this shit

[Josh Dubow @JoshDubowAP]

Before the Knicks comeback tonight, teams in last 30 seasons were 594-1 when leading by 22+ points in fourth quarter of a playoff game. The only other win was by Clippers, who rallied from 24 down to beat Grizzlies in Game 1 in 2012

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The largest playoff comeback in Knicks’ postseason history.

[KnicksFanNoCap @KnicksCap]

@statmuse In 3 quarters*

[KnicksFanNoCap @KnicksCap]

The CocaCola bear, but he’s #gay and sucks #penis. Just a peak behind the curtain of my sick twisted mind

[KnicksFanNoCap @KnicksCap]

This was all cause I went to church a few times in 2006 #knicks

[KnicksFanNoCap @KnicksCap]

If we don’t blow them out I’m live steaming my suicide #knicks

[KnicksFanNoCap @KnicksCap]

Gonna start this account up again for the playoffs #LGK

Keys to the game:
- get blackout drunk
- provide head to the first 9 who ask
- out rebound the Hawks

[KnicksFanNoCap @KnicksCap]

@AdamSchefter Fuck that

[KnicksFanNoCap @KnicksCap]

@yabusele28 No matter what nothing but love Yabu ❤️