River

15 second attention span

[River @KnightTimeWalk]

the craziest thing about life is that in 30 years, trump will be long dead, the maga dream will be long dead, and nazi fascists will be lying to their grandkids about how hard they opposed the current day admin. we've seen it time and time again, fascists always lose and hide

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@bugfleur Best moment in the world is mid makeout when you clack teeth together and giggle about it

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@jeremysmiles I will never believe that daily mental sharpness tests are a good thing, they’re double checking he’s not brain dead literally every day

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@Disgusting_Xin I have big hands, my switch lite cramps my hands, my 3ds cramps my hands, my steam deck DOESNT cramp my hands because it’s specifically made for big hands and is heavier, I literally COULDNT play a smaller console for as long because it hurts

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@LSDonTV The fact he’s talking about being broke while having very noticeable plastic surgery is insane to me

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@jorfolle Fingers crossed

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@DonaldH70692840 @AzPetrich White moms commit crimes all the time, they aren’t put into slave camps for it

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@tendollardanny What about also being rich?

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@runesword1 I read this as “Mormons” and it felt natural

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@JoyHomfeld Unfortunately got your ass there I feel

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@mitakafan2004 That’s a French Canadian they don’t even pronounce anything correctly

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@wheelrrwise Christianity

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@gothselunite Me when Astarion asks me what he looks like cause he can’t remember :((((((

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@tendollardanny I’d say the car community, never seen such male bonding than over an Altima with a fresh paint job

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@benedictsred The way I hear it, he didn’t get much time to practice

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@mindofjada Most people currently in their 20s spent a large chunk of it during covid, a lot of us are missing whole years of socializing, I turned 21 during Covid and still have never been to a bar 5 years later

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@sundriedtmto Me anytime I get a new job

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@latkedelrey I think that’s in the rising action, you’re doing great!

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@stararism If you use pansexual instead you can call yourself a “Tranpan”

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@sumsofdigits I’m doing a run rn with the long katana