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[Knightfall22 @Knightfall22]

@Milo_H4 Yep. I feel the same way. Not exactly a hero, but hard to deny how cool it was.

[Knightfall22 @Knightfall22]

@heytherenrds Crossover between two of my favorite artists!

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I ordered one pancake in America. The waitress wrote it down and said, "one short stack."

Short. I am a small and humble man. A short stack sounded perfect for me. I waited with a calm heart.

She returned carrying three pancakes, each the size of my face, stacked into a tower, with a block of butter on top sliding down the sides like slow lava.

This was the short one. I did not dare ask what the tall one looked like. Some knowledge a man is not ready for.

I ate for forty minutes. I was not full. I was afraid. The tower did not shrink. I am fairly sure it was growing back faster than I could eat it.

I had to surrender. I left half. In Japan, leaving food is a deep shame. So I leaned in close and apologized to the pancakes directly, in a low voice, one by one.

The waitress asked if I wanted a box. I did not know food could be taken into custody. I declined. I did not want it following me home.
In America, is the short stack truly the small one?
I need time to prepare my spirit before I ever face the tall one.

[Knightfall22 @Knightfall22]

@RealCalvin1 I think the terrible truth is that it works... Treating a few employees badly and staying understaffed actually makes tons of money.

[Knightfall22 @Knightfall22]

@Clint_Davey1 Mostly agree, but Christ did have some harsh words for the Roman leader Herod in Luke 13:32

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@ancomCatgiri @pura_mura5565 @ObtainerOf "B-but aluminum is bad for my skin! "

There are ten billion non-aluminum deodorants. All the people around you dislike how you smell and are too polite to say anything.

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@ancomCatgiri @ObtainerOf If you think you don't smell bad... I have some news for you

[Censored Leak @CensoredLeak]

Your average Facebook marketplace experience

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@Flyboy3520w @ObtainerOf I'd rather be childish than stinky

[Pay Roll Manager Here @UsingLyft]

He’s typing in a search bar, quick show him the search option he’s looking for.

Perfect. He typed the next letter that is also the next letter in the option we just showed him so take that option away and show him an option that doesn’t match at all

[Knightfall22 @Knightfall22]

@marywutoons I love my wife more every year

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@insaneoverlord_ @reddit_lies Wrong. You smell terrible and just don't realize it. Shower every day.

[Heidi (comms closed) @heytherenrds]

Lobotomy. NOW.

[Knightfall22 @Knightfall22]

@NancyMace You are so dumb. We can't buy this gun.

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@phyordi__9Y9 Beautiful and ominous! I love the shadows! You can't quite see what you should be afraid of.

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@Devon_Eriksen_ "Defending ourselves and our property is not just a right, it's a moral obligation" There are some men who have been imprisoned for fulfilling this moral obligation.

Their heroic efforts will cause criminals to live in fear, even though they sacrificed their own freedom for it.

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@all_nations2 I messed it up so badly when I tried this...

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@_lovebug3jp I understand this feeling! I always feel like I need to defend myself "I brought this from home! Really!" even though the bolt is old and rusty.

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@cremieuxrecueil Is there any reliable data about whether it needs to be a lozenge or if the pill form works just as well?