Fernando Gomes

the THRILL of victory - the AGONY of defeat - the PRICK of misery...This is my life in 102 characters!

[Fernando Gomes @KnightmareX]

I can't remember the last time when I wasn't at least kind of tired...DAMMIT!!!

[Fernando Gomes @KnightmareX]

I heard that playing beer pong contributes to the spread of mono and the flu virus...yeah, only if you suck at it!

[Fernando Gomes @KnightmareX]

While driving today I saw a banana peel on the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...Thanks Mario Kart!

[Fernando Gomes @KnightmareX]

Mal's birthday!!!

[Fernando Gomes @KnightmareX]

@CH4OS "Heat Seeking Magic Missle! Heat Seeking Magic Missle! Heat Seeking Magic Missle!"

[Fernando Gomes @KnightmareX]

Whoa! Manda seems to be the only one twittering...are the other three of us maintaining shrouded, clandestined lives or am i the only one?

[Fernando Gomes @KnightmareX]

some movies temporarily allowed me to abandon grueling thoughts, emotions, memories, etc as i watch them...i hurt for two hours of Ice Age 3

[Fernando Gomes @KnightmareX]

@Malone00 just got home from having a few drinks at my buddy's house here in the Cape...we need to chill soon - i miss you girls :)

[Fernando Gomes @KnightmareX]

it just may be a blessing that my shotti is too hulky to conceal...so i had to settle for cursing the hell out of someone!

[Fernando Gomes @KnightmareX]

burning bridges is a difficult yet essential part of life - but it gets markedly confusing when the other person abruptly wants to rebuild

[Fernando Gomes @KnightmareX]

1st day back to work..I felt like the Momma Dog - the puppies greeted me with wagging tails and then sucked the life right out of me!

[Fernando Gomes @KnightmareX]

Can't sleep dammit!! Probably because tomorrow (today) is my first day back to work

[Fernando Gomes @KnightmareX]

@CH4OS Hell yeah man!!! Now you can say 'got some'

[Fernando Gomes @KnightmareX]

Lately I've been a failure at cramming life into my life...but i guess i'm still alright to smile

[Fernando Gomes @KnightmareX]

@asimp01 Murder or accident your computer couldn't outrun the Reaper this time...although you're the Reaper regardless!

[Fernando Gomes @KnightmareX]

Making a grilled cheese sandwich and realized: American Cheese is so properly named; it’s fake and processed like our system! Screw the man!

[Fernando Gomes @KnightmareX]

I just realized i'm not wearing any pants!..I don't know where they went and just noticed now...this is how tired i am of work today...vaca!

[Fernando Gomes @KnightmareX]

@Malone00 @CH4OS i should have known better than to bring up this game...you two are part of some seriously sick people in this world LOL!

[Fernando Gomes @KnightmareX]

"tell your friends about me!" (Batman quote LOL)

[Fernando Gomes @KnightmareX]

Hey guys let's play a game called 'Fun Things to Say After Sex'...i'll start it up with - "take THAT society!"