Dave motherfuckin Strider

yo. (parody)

[Dave motherfuckin Strider @KnightofTimeTG]

what the fuck was i on this is peak fiction

[Dave motherfuckin Strider @KnightofTimeTG]

just rewatched click and oh my god man this movie is so dogshit
like genuinely adam sandler is the least funniest man on earth and every film he creates lacks evenn ironic humor
don't look at me like that you smug mf your single joke is 'my dog humped me' it isn't funny send post

[Dave motherfuckin Strider @KnightofTimeTG]

this is just like the hit webcomic

[warning; chapter 5 spoilers!! @paintedhen]

Fun fact: every character from UNDERTALE has a canon classpect! But as if I’m gonna tell YOU.

[Dave motherfuckin Strider @KnightofTimeTG]

ok twitter dot com when is the part where i get clout and feel good about myself

[Dave motherfuckin Strider @KnightofTimeTG]

yk youtooz and funko they dont even have like ironic value istg

theyre both so fucking ugly its actually maddening

[Dave motherfuckin Strider @KnightofTimeTG]

oh lmao i just noticed the date

literally weed day

i'll celebrate this by puffing a fat one prolly. not really

[Dave motherfuckin Strider @KnightofTimeTG]

this shit be bogus lmao
this shit be complete shams lol
this shit is fraudulent in nature haha

[Dave motherfuckin Strider @KnightofTimeTG]

i hate windows 10 btw i wanted to stay on xp for shits and gigs but windows was so insistent i upgrade for the past decade now my images look so high quality and i have to purposefully downscale them in paint

this shit is bogus

[Dave motherfuckin Strider @KnightofTimeTG]

just rewatched click and oh my god man this movie is so dogshit
like genuinely adam sandler is the least funniest man on earth and every film he creates lacks evenn ironic humor
don't look at me like that you smug mf your single joke is 'my dog humped me' it isn't funny send post

[Dave motherfuckin Strider @KnightofTimeTG]

yo

[Dave motherfuckin Strider @KnightofTimeTG]

this my type or film frfr

[Dave motherfuckin Strider @KnightofTimeTG]

i can't tell if i hate or love you for that pun

it was stupid as hell

thank you

[Dave motherfuckin Strider @KnightofTimeTG]

mf ate the SPACE SPAGHETTI

when do i get the TIME SPAGHETTI genuine question

[Dave motherfuckin Strider @KnightofTimeTG]

hi dad's boyfriend(?)

[Dave motherfuckin Strider @KnightofTimeTG]

muscular men 😍😍😍😍

[Dave motherfuckin Strider @KnightofTimeTG]

i have a crush on bruno from pokemon red and blue

[Dave motherfuckin Strider @KnightofTimeTG]

i have a crush on bruno from pokemon red and blue

[Dave motherfuckin Strider @KnightofTimeTG]

mario

[Super Mario! @RedBr0]

Homestuck is-a-no more! Yahoo!

[Dave motherfuckin Strider @KnightofTimeTG]

dave strdier real