Diumdium™

Live as though everyday is your best day of the year.

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[Diumdium™ @KnightofUmueze]

Someone came to my dad's burial in 2021. A few hours later, he came to complain to me that the meat they put in his soup is very small. I have been waiting patiently for his own dad to......never mind.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

I don't think people burying a love one should be feeding attendees. That is so much pressure on people who are mourning.

Friends of the deceased and their survivors should be paying condolences and offering help where needed.

[Diumdium™ @KnightofUmueze]

@_Somtochi When did she start thinking? 😂

[Diumdium™ @KnightofUmueze]

@MarinatedTurks Chisom peppered sauce. ❤️

[Diumdium™ @KnightofUmueze]

@NoAuraInYou E still dey? Make we deal.

[Diumdium™ @KnightofUmueze]

@ThaBoyYom Bangbros

[Diumdium™ @KnightofUmueze]

@avrilamaka 😂😂😂

[Diumdium™ @KnightofUmueze]

@ThaBoyYom Footbotism

[Diumdium™ @KnightofUmueze]

@NoAuraInYou Okl?

[Diumdium™ @KnightofUmueze]

@MarinatedTurks Massive sales to you today. ❤️❤️❤️

[Diumdium™ @KnightofUmueze]

@DONJAZZY Don Baba. Wetin be this? 😂 😂 😂

[Diumdium™ @KnightofUmueze]

@The_Chidimma She wouldn't. It took her almost 15 minutes to transfer money from her Opay to the company's account.

[Diumdium™ @KnightofUmueze]

@socetyhatesjay Who be that animal "the clout" wey you sneak into the dashboard?? 😒

[Diumdium™ @KnightofUmueze]

@jesseswago @flames_collins Taiga... 😭

[Diumdium™ @KnightofUmueze]

@maxvayshia I've nursed exactly these thoughts since a few months ago and it's really not funny.

[Diumdium™ @KnightofUmueze]

@waggydey4you Leave this food wey you dey chop first, define photosynthesis. 😒

[Diumdium™ @KnightofUmueze]

@the_Lawrenz @_VALKlNG Two of you na werey. 😂

[Diumdium™ @KnightofUmueze]

@maxvayshia I've been abstaining for 9 years+. Internet people are mad.

[Diumdium™ @KnightofUmueze]

@Owiggy_ Concave and convex lens. 😒

[Diumdium™ @KnightofUmueze]

@Wizarab10 Oga Wiz!! Hair ke? 😂

[Diumdium™ @KnightofUmueze]

@Gugu_Noggy Your dressing looks too intelligent too. 😂😘

[Diumdium™ @KnightofUmueze]

@1meajay Okay, dad. I wan sell my Samsung. I wan go back to iPhone 6s+. This Samsung is too much for me.