Jayson: “Deuce. Buddy, come here, Daddy has to tell you something”
Deuce: “what is it dad is it a ice cweam twip”
Jayson: “No buddy. I’m sorry. Uncle Jay.. Uncle Jaylen got traded for Paul George.”
Deuce: “Paul George?! Are you fucking kidding? Isn’t he like 40?!”
Dawg on IG they asked straight men what’s the gayest thing they’ve done and a dude said he raised his hand in the club when the DJ asked who got a birthday tonight lmaooooo
BREAKING: LeBron James will continue his NBA career for the 2026-27 season and has informed the Los Angeles Lakers that the franchise can move on without him because he will play elsewhere, Klutch Sports CEO Rich Paul tells ESPN.
We really lived long enough to see @KingJames become the old man version of himself in this iconic 20-year-old @Nike ad campaign.
And somehow he's STILL playing basketball at an insanely high level. 🐐
I love that Buzz didn’t even have to mess around with his imposter like that and could’ve just shown his mark from the get-go, but he wanted to do it anyway 🤣
The opening of TOY STORY 2 (1999) is one of Pixar’s greatest fake-outs.
It begins like an epic space adventure with Buzz Lightyear, only to reveal it was Rex frantically button-mashing a video game the entire time.