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Ambulance driver 🚑🚒

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Thanks @twentyonepilots for spending 324 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Car Radio. #SpotifyWrapped    https://t.co/8J2L1vmUaS

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

me on my me when i’m
way to work at work

[rico @somethinglovely]

me at 3am wondering what the fuck im doing with my life

[NAUGHTY STORIES @_NaughtyStories]

she’s a 10 but she doesn’t talk when she’s upset

[rico @somethinglovely]

another day of being a girlboss

[… @lurkmenistan69]

im a tummy ache survivor ok. i am so strong

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Big things are happening.... I'm not gonna jinx it but damn I'm bouncing off the walls excited!!!

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This job is painful, sometimes it makes you feel worthless and you bawl you're eyes out other times it makes you see the good in the world.... but it always makes you proud that you are doing something meaningful.... it's hard to explain it to outsiders.
It shakes your faith.

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

i be like “aw cows” and then go eat a cheeseburger

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Listen I know I signed up to work 24hr shifts but yall didn't say there was no chances for sleep

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

so glad I’m not repeating my parents mistakes. but I am making a whole bunch of fun new ones

[rico @somethinglovely]

oops

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Why do you have to account for other people's feelings when planning a wedding..... it's your wedding

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@OpalescentSpark Oof