Derek Hoye

Clams on the half shell & rollerskates

[John @John032x]

@its_The_Dr There’s nothing at all securing him.

[Derek Hoye @KnitwitHoye]

@ColeFusionHQ Irish rugby player Billy Twelvetrees was nicknamed "36" by his fellow players

[Derek Hoye @KnitwitHoye]

@zamohappy @MorbidKnowledge Hope she managed to salvage the bedding

[Derek Hoye @KnitwitHoye]

@BradRTorgersen Possibly the dumbest take I've ever had the misfortune to read. Stupendously wrong-headed.

[Derek Hoye @KnitwitHoye]

@PearlJamPat @UKBackintheDay2 Hang On Sloopy by The McCoys

[Derek Hoye @KnitwitHoye]

Made up to see a bona fide legend like Neil Young headline Glastonbury and then smash it. Perfect set list.

[Derek Hoye @KnitwitHoye]

Way to kill the vibe with "one of your new ones" #Eurovision

[Derek Hoye @KnitwitHoye]

So that's where Tim Westwood got to #Eurovision

[Derek Hoye @KnitwitHoye]

Why not just take it as read that all performances contain strobe lighting? #Eurovision

[Derek Hoye @KnitwitHoye]

Imagine Belgium following Germany then, place would have gone berserk #Eurovision

[Derek Hoye @KnitwitHoye]

VOLARE! #Eurovision

[Derek Hoye @KnitwitHoye]

Belgium have been absolutely robbed there #Eurovision2025

[Derek Hoye @KnitwitHoye]

Feel like this made in Switzerland song needs some factchecking #Eurovision2025

[Derek Hoye @KnitwitHoye]

@TheBarmyArmy Starbarjan Singh

[Derek Hoye @KnitwitHoye]

@wideawake_media Schlong Out Sister

[Derek Hoye @KnitwitHoye]

@NoContextBrits Bring Me the Head of Roy Cropper

[Derek Hoye @KnitwitHoye]

@ZelenskyyUa 2 elite level grifters sharing tips

[Derek Hoye @KnitwitHoye]

@RoyalFamily @ZelenskyyUa Bonded by their mutual affiliation with Nazis

[Derek Hoye @KnitwitHoye]

@NME @ChappellRoan .....aaand methodists!

[Derek Hoye @KnitwitHoye]

@JuliaHB1 @ThePosieParker Started early on the gin I see