Melissa G.

College English instructor. Accessibility Advocate. San Jose Sharks Fan. Coffee Addict. Yarn Enthusiast. Cats. Now a blue dot in a red state.

[Melissa G. @Knitwritezombie]

@redravensports @cccredravens @redravensoccer Concessions will be available. Game special = walking tacos and a drink for $5. Proceeds to benefit the CCC chapter of Phi Theta Kappa

[Melissa G. @Knitwritezombie]

@redravensports @UACAthletics @cccredravens @redravensoccer Today's concession special: slice of pizza and a drink for $4.50! Proceeds to benefit CCC's chapter of PTK!

[Melissa G. @Knitwritezombie]

@redravensports @UACAthletics @cccredravens @redravensoccer Today's concession special: slice of pizza and a drink for $4.50! Proceeds to benefit CCC's chapter of PTK!

[Melissa G. @Knitwritezombie]

Driver/passenger for Freymiller Trucking out of OKC just flashed a nazi hat at a protest at 166/169 intersection in Coffeyville KS

[Melissa G. @Knitwritezombie]

@RogerMarshallMD @Riley_Gaines_ Wow. Such a waste of time and money on something that impacts about 10 people.

[Melissa G. @Knitwritezombie]

My 8 am class drives me fucking crazy, but at least they're engaged with the material. :)

[Melissa G. @Knitwritezombie]

I got DillyDilly back together for my birthday, even if they're playing for the wrong team. #sjsharks

[Melissa G. @Knitwritezombie]

Nice couple saves by Ellis. #tulsaoilers

[Melissa G. @Knitwritezombie]

@RogerMarshallMD And I imagine knowing you were going to become a doctor made that financial decision a bit different from those of us called to public service who make less than $75k a year. 10k is barely a dent in my student loan debt.

[Melissa G. @Knitwritezombie]

@RogerMarshallMD I'm sure the IRS hirings having nothing to do with the millions of returns that still haven't been processed.

But go off on the fear mongering, I guess.

[Melissa G. @Knitwritezombie]

@RogerMarshallMD People over profits, dude. Didn't realize this was such a difficult or world shattering idea to grasp.

[Melissa G. @Knitwritezombie]

@RogerMarshallMD *fewer medic cures.

Because medical research only happens in the US, right?

[Melissa G. @Knitwritezombie]

Okay, but I'd totally order the broccoli helmet @colbertlateshow

[Travis Noble @nobletravis7]

@RogerMarshallMD

[Melissa G. @Knitwritezombie]

@RogerMarshallMD You were an OB? Isn’t a miscarriage technically described as a “spontaneous abortion?”

[Melissa G. @Knitwritezombie]

@RogerMarshallMD Stand tall for your right to choose! Unless you’re a person with a uterus who can’t be trusted to know what’s best for themselves.

[Melissa G. @Knitwritezombie]

@RogerMarshallMD Hey Senator, don't all people deserve to hear your message? Why aren't your videos captioned? Do you belive that d/Deaf, Hard of Hearing, and other folks that use captions aren't part of your constituency? Basic accessibility should be something your PR people have a handle on.

[Melissa G. @Knitwritezombie]

It's time for everyone's favorite holiday: are those fireworks or gunshots?!

[Melissa G. @Knitwritezombie]

Today I ordered a combo that was supposed to be eggs, hasbrowns, bacon, and 2 crepes.

I got eggs, hashbrowns, bacon, 2 pancakes and 1 crepe.

I'll eat it and take thr pancakes for tomorrow but 🤷‍♀️

[Melissa G. @Knitwritezombie]

I seem to have very bad luck ordering at restaurants lately. I'm pretty sure 3 of thr last 4 times I haven't gotten what I ordered.