Larisa Pelger

is my heart pounding from emotion or caffeine?

[Larisa Pelger @KnivesDrewL]

Why do I open my weather app 30 times a day?

[Larisa Pelger @KnivesDrewL]

@cariellynd Rip to my school’s 11th grade trip to NYC 😞 Everyone came back with those “I ❤️ NY” tshirts and key chains and I was so jealous.

[Larisa Pelger @KnivesDrewL]

@mental_floss Why ask questions no one wants the answer to

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@FeliciaKolenda The information I like to know

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I am the worst kind of zoom participant. I’ve been organizing jelly beans by color and flavor and then dancing in my chair as I eat them and turns out my camera has been on this whole time. Whyyyyyy

[Larisa Pelger @KnivesDrewL]

Not me messaging everyone on a zoom call instead of a DM.

[Larisa Pelger @KnivesDrewL]

Is there anything more optimistic than buying workout clothes?

[Larisa Pelger @KnivesDrewL]

Just sitting in my car. Hiding from life.

[Larisa Pelger @KnivesDrewL]

@sillypilgrim It was!

[Larisa Pelger @KnivesDrewL]

I did an online order at a taqueria and when I came in to pick it up, the guy behind the counter was very disturbed to realize no one in the restaurant could speak English to me. He literally called his friend on speakerphone to tell me it’s going to be a few minutes 😂

[Larisa Pelger @KnivesDrewL]

@aimeevannote Literally the best quesadilla I’ve ever tasted

[Larisa Pelger @KnivesDrewL]

@Tara61979 I feel it all so strongly

[Larisa Pelger @KnivesDrewL]

You ever see a cloud of pollen in the air and just know your life is in jeopardy

[Larisa Pelger @KnivesDrewL]

Apartment living has taught me that people truly cannot understand the difference between trash, recycling, and compost.

[Larisa Pelger @KnivesDrewL]

If I learned one thing from Rihanna's half-time show, it's that doing enough is enough.
(Encouraging myself to finish my final paper)

[Larisa Pelger @KnivesDrewL]

I've lost my voice twice this year and here's what I've learned from the experience: It's mostly unnecessary for me to say anything. Even when I'm at work, serving customers. Eye contact, smiling, and nodding is usually enough for people.

[Larisa Pelger @KnivesDrewL]

@beth_shiveley I believe Romaine? The emphasis was definitely on the lettuce’s freshness lol

[Larisa Pelger @KnivesDrewL]

In case you’re looking for some new pick up line material, I had a guy compare me to a fresh head of lettuce at the grocery store.

[Larisa Pelger @KnivesDrewL]

@sillypilgrim Have you ever tried macadamia milk? It is out of control but kind of hard to find

[Larisa Pelger @KnivesDrewL]

So yeah it turns out adding water to half and half doesn’t really make whole milk. It just makes thinner half and half. Which is different.