Iliana

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[itsD3lay🐧 @itsD3lay]

cuando alguien me está diciendo algo importante pero estoy en una silla giratoria

[Goddess🥀 @Swit_zee]

Me when I’m crossing the road and a car keeps driving at full speed

[eliz @eliza___v]

You must complete the HR mandatory safety training"
Me:

[lifsa @etatmalien]

Mais les gars je crois que y’a écrit «  nique ta mere la pute » sur mon cv hein c’est pas possible

[saanjh 🔮 @dontcrysaanjh]

why does maintaining a social life have to involve eating out so much

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

"where did your money go"
i'm either wearing it or i ate it

[alex @Faubaulaus]

having to get out of bed to pee is so evil

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

home is where you trust the toilet seat.

[Anime Posts @animeposts]

Real 😭

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

As a woman, it’s risky business when switching your purses. You could be leaving a whole other life in a bag & forget😭

[Miley Official @MileyCyrusBz]

Disney has released Hannah Montana music videos in Full High Definition for the first time ever. We are so back.

[Nathaan🦋 @JosephNathan24]

Moi qui vais faire pipi après m'être bien installée dans mon lit :

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

me at 6:25am changing my alarm from 6:30 to 6:35am

[Kreative Doctor ⚕️ @the_grafixmedic]

"I'm going to study after I eat."

Me, after I eat:

[Certified_Dele @ABLAYEDIALLO0]

Je déteste les dimanches à partir de 16h
ça a trop le goût d’un lundi alors qu’on y est pas encore

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Nah. She look like the people that took her land though 😭

[zerling jr @zerlingjr]

La position quand t’as froid mais que t’es trop bien allongé