Knobmoomin

Knobmoomin. Waging war on Cockwombles and Twatclangers. Don't get me started on Arsefraggles.

[Knobmoomin @Knobmoomin]

Ladies and gentlehams, I give you: Gammon dubstep beatbox.
#gammon #gammonsongs #gammonflakes #fuckbrexit

[Godtår @AlbionicMan]

Ah, The Telegraph.
@HealeyCartoons & @barneyfarmer nail it again.

[Football Manager Hair on Politicians @visualsatire]

Keir Starmerrama

[mykaila 🧚🏽‍♀️ @glambymykaila]

Are they on... their parents sex swing asdyhkkfcg

[John Nicholson @JohnnyTheNic]

I spoke to a Premier League player this morning. If you've read my book, you'll have read his words before. What he had to say about clubs, players, owners, directors and money in this time of crisis was very interesting. And quite sweary
https://t.co/HtaHQ7blEJ

[Knobmoomin @Knobmoomin]

Knobmoomin can confirm the veracity of this sign. Though he'd replace "sometimes" with "almost inevitably"

[Knobmoomin @Knobmoomin]

@Mack_Mackie Don't go bringing my mum into this.

[Knobmoomin @Knobmoomin]

Knobmoomin is BACK! In times of global despair, you can rely on me to ride in like a knight in shining armour and make things worse.

[Knobmoomin @Knobmoomin]

@Mack_Mackie I aim to displease.

[Knobmoomin @Knobmoomin]

I wonder if their are online courses in something like "how to break out of your own conceited bubble and stop being a prick"?

[Jeremy Haynes @TheJeremyHaynes]

If you don’t come out of this quarantine with either:

1.) a new skill
2.) starting what you’ve been putting off like a new business
3.) more knowledge

You didn’t ever lack the time, you lacked the discipline

[Knobmoomin @Knobmoomin]

Elon Musk is a knobmoomin.

[Knobmoomin @Knobmoomin]

@Mack_Mackie If only that were true. We're only just past the welcome drinks so far.

[Knobmoomin @Knobmoomin]

Don't see the problem tbh. Couldn't have phrased it better myself.

[Knobmoomin @Knobmoomin]

@Mack_Mackie @shockproofbeats @DrHeadgear Once you've had Moomin you don't go back.

[Knobmoomin @Knobmoomin]

@Adriftinthewood @JournalVelo Honestly, you chose ...*this* to cheer me up? FFS, have some consideration.

[Knobmoomin @Knobmoomin]

HAVE YOU EVER BUMMED A PUFFIN? MY FRIEND NIGEL HAS.

[Knobmoomin @Knobmoomin]

HAVE YOU EVER BUMMED A PUFFIN? MY FRIEND NIGEL HAS.

[Knobmoomin @Knobmoomin]

This is completely unacceptable.

[Knobmoomin @Knobmoomin]

@PollyWilkins No apology required. Speaking off the record, he is indeed a massive knobmoomin

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

Imagine me running into #therseaMay at the @edfringe “come see our Foodbank’s”

[Stewart Bint @AuthorSJB]

Been emailed by my good Twitter friend, fellow author @ScarlettParrish. Apparently @TwitterSupport @jack @Twitter have permanently suspended her account.
What about all the abuse, hate and rape threats she's had to put up with on Twitter?
@delbius, could you investigate please?