Miles from Ordinary

This is more of a roman à clef for me.

[Miles from Ordinary @KnockdownDriver]

Only trunk slammers scared to learn proper technique putt those.

You wanna score?
Learn to chip.

[Dan Rapaport @Daniel_Rapaport]

Nelly Korda repeatedly chipping from 6 inches off the green and getting up and down every time is some alpha shit

[Miles from Ordinary @KnockdownDriver]

@shanebacon Here’s your replay:

[Miles from Ordinary @KnockdownDriver]

@CPowers14 Are we sure that’s his s…

Nevermind.

[Miles from Ordinary @KnockdownDriver]

@KVanValkenburg a true “nice catch, hole”

[Miles from Ordinary @KnockdownDriver]

@OhioTate Uh, Tate?
I give you @peteholmes

[Miles from Ordinary @KnockdownDriver]

.@NoLayingUp nice catch, hole.

[Smylie Kaufman @SmylieKaufman10]

@KnockdownDriver More like Rahm-Willy Z

[Miles from Ordinary @KnockdownDriver]

@SmylieKaufman10 You should edit this one, dawg. Otherwise the “flags???” will never end.

[Miles from Ordinary @KnockdownDriver]

It’s embarrassing that anyone - let alone the best in the game - continue to keep the flagstick for the last 7 years.

[Smylie Kaufman @SmylieKaufman10]

The USGA flags are a lot firmer than what players see week in and week out. It’s not going to keep a good putt out of the hole, but I’m still surprised to see players putting with the flagstick in at RIV. Would definitely have me worried about a doink off the pin.

[Miles from Ordinary @KnockdownDriver]

@SmylieKaufman10 They ran the numbers.
The physics numbers.
Take the damn thing out.

I can’t watch them stand over a 6-footer, stick in, flag whipping - and feel any bit of good about it.

[Miles from Ordinary @KnockdownDriver]

It’s hard to take the ladies seriously as they roll all these putts with the flagstick in.

We ran the numbers.
It measurably doesn’t help.
Windy day? Unnecessary distraction. I don’t get it. #USWomensOpen

[Miles from Ordinary @KnockdownDriver]

.@NoLayingUp Charley just guaranteed herself a playoff loss. Calling it now. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Miles from Ordinary @KnockdownDriver]

@NoLayingUp Yeah that’s cool but we might have Charley Hull putting for the win from 5ft with the stick in and flag WHIPPING.

It’s insane.

[Miles from Ordinary @KnockdownDriver]

Leaving the flagstick in has caused me to question things. @uswomensopen

[Miles from Ordinary @KnockdownDriver]

I am 100% rooting for @HullCharley at @uswomensopen
Everyone else is a total stick in the mud. LFG, hot stuff.

[Miles from Ordinary @KnockdownDriver]

@SmylieKaufman10 His move is like a
DJ + Rahm love child.

Tell me I’m not spot on.

[Miles from Ordinary @KnockdownDriver]

@ForePlayPod Mental midget stuff.
Chokes the playoff.
No surprise.

[Miles from Ordinary @KnockdownDriver]

@Louis57TM @livgolf_league Hey Louis?
Nobody gives a fuck.

[Miles from Ordinary @KnockdownDriver]

1) kick that douchebag out
2) tell me you’re not white knuckling it without telling me

Sure enough - choke stroke in the playoff. 🤷🏻‍♂️ #theMemorial

[Paul Hodowanic @PaulHodowanic]

You think Ryan Gerard is feeling it? Gets a little stick from the crowd and gives it right back as he pipes his drive down the fairway.

"It's not in the bunker, dog"

[Miles from Ordinary @KnockdownDriver]

I am 100% rooting for @HullCharley at @uswomensopen
Everyone else is a total stick in the mud. LFG, hot stuff.

[Miles from Ordinary @KnockdownDriver]

.@NoLayingUp This tight finish at Riviera makes me yearn for worm cam views of a Lexi putting stroke.
Am I the asshole?