King Woodballs 👑

Fundamentals are the crutch for the talentless.

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Carter Hart can’t get a boner and can’t let in less than four goals in a SCF game.
That is what is called poetic justice.
#SoundTheSiren

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@Gbaby8188 @sondraa Holy shit, you’re right. I can’t unsee it now.

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@MarkJCarney Which one was this model citizen? Doctor or engineer?

Your prayers? What a fucking joke. You and your predecessor have ruined this country by allowing these scumbags in. We used to be the envy of the world. You’ve turned Canada into a third world shithole. This is on you. 🫵

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@FemaleJaysFan Sliding Down The Bannister by Dick Burns

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@FemaleJaysFan Nothing topped this.

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@jimmathesonnhl Then again, Stan Bowman and Mike Babcock in the same organization almost makes perfect sense.

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@jimmathesonnhl Surprise. An EDM shill defending this asshole. Shouldn’t be in same sentence as Bowman. He rode JSG to a SC Final appearance with ANA, coached superteams in DET and with CAN. Hasn’t done shit in the NHL in almost 2 decades and is a POS human being. Outside of that, great hire.😭

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@DarrenDreger If I was Bowman, I would back out of this right now. Talk about red fucking flags. 😭😭😭

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@worldhockeyrpt @PierreVLeBrun Why? He resigned/was forced to resign and most people thought his coaching career was over. There was no criminal offense. What was there to investigate unless he was coaching again? Being a douchecanoe isn’t against the law.

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@jonmorosi IYKYK

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So if Babcock goes to the #Oilers is Bruce Cassidy a slam dunk for the #LeafsForever if they want him? Don’t think VGK would have any issue with a non-division team talking to him after the SCF

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@gabbgoudy Douchiest fanbase in all of sport, regardless of sport (and that includes Philly fans) https://t.co/qXHbpbfodi

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Fight at MSG #NYR #NoQuitInNY #Fights #TampaBay

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@Sportsnet @SportsnetSpec Babcock will have Nurse playing goal by November.

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@PaulValleIII @JohnnyGiunta_ Plus as mentioned below, the Royals filed an official protest.

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@PaulValleIII @JohnnyGiunta_ His bat was “illegal” as it violated the pine tar rule. The game restarted because MLB ruled that he should have been ejected and the bat removed but the homer should have counted. Again, not comparable.

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@JohnnyGiunta_ We should restart the ninth inning of that 5-1 game in Baltimore because Hoffman was shit.

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@tjhenry109 @feraluniverse @JakeDRill @KenWeinmanSport

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@ScheplengSamuel @JohnnyGiunta_ Last World Series appearance:

Toronto: 8 months
Baltimore: 506 months

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@VGKgoaliegirl You should try to fit this underneath to keep the rhyme going:
“Can’t get an erection but gangbangs? He’ll take part.”