I Know Nothing

If Europe one day asks us how we've been doing, who knows. Their guess is as good as ours. SIC SEMPER GLOBALIS.

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Billionaire oligarch Taylor Swift has successfully purchased her entire back catalog.

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@ConfoundedSoc @JoeTalkShow yeah my trigger finger gets real fuckin twitchy when motherfuckers from other states weigh in on texas' affairs

you're welcome to move here from whatever mid-atlantic non-texas shithole you live in

you understand... we view ya'll like ya'll view canadians, right?

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@Mstatefan91 @ConfoundedSoc @JoeTalkShow i have a six inch binder containing every facebook post i ever made

i printed it when i deleted my facebook account

one day i'll do it for x

then i'll walk it across america

to the library of congress

and tell them it's the only publication they need

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@ConfoundedSoc @JoeTalkShow we've already got our secession bugout bag packed

try telling us what to do one more time, i dare ya

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@ConfoundedSoc @JoeTalkShow nigga not everything is fucking "interesting"

it's a stupid as fuck theory

but more to the point

if you're not from texas, shut the fuck up about our elections.

idk how everybody got it twisted that we're on their team

we're our own team

get behind us or get out of the way

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@Mstatefan91 @ConfoundedSoc @JoeTalkShow no worries.

i always try to put that on the record, so when archaelogists ask why we did the blacks the same way we did the indians by forcing them into white schools

they'll know some of us knew better

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@Mstatefan91 @ConfoundedSoc @JoeTalkShow fyi i think we should deintegrate schools so you should probably not agree with me very often

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@glennbeck i was going to hold my nose and vote paxton

until i realized the democrats blocked the SAVE Act as the senate minority

so the senate isn't that important

that put me on the fence

then ya'll insulted my intelligence with this cockamamie story claiming the dnc cant keep secrets

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@glennbeck as for the mental health facility

i refuse to believe glenn beck is this fucking stupid

did biden's dementia doctor die? did kamala's treament center close? why the fuck would the dnc let him spend a single day in an unvetted PUBLIC FACILITY when mexico is like four hours south

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@ConfoundedSoc @JoeTalkShow but do you find that harder to believe than

"the dnc dropped their golden boy off at a public mental health facility"

did biden's dementia doctor die? did kamala's alcohol treatment center close? they have private facilities. why the fuck would they choose this one?

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@mattforney well that's unexpected

talarico has walked back so many core democrat positions over the last two years

i'm starting to believe he's seen through the brainwashing

he's always struck me as honest, but politically misguided

texas can work with that

we can fix misguided

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@CCasaburri @Sandy1Texas well lucky for us most of those issues are up to the state

and he's going to be a senator

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@Sandy1Texas i'd like everyone to think through what they're claiming

which is

"the party SO GOOD at keeping secrets that they left NO EVIDENCE regarding their ties to Epstein... is SO BAD at keeping secrets they dumped a Senate candidate in a public mental health facility"

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@Roddy_Neilson @StejokiKing @DrNeilStone itt: doctor argues with statistician about the quality of science achieved by for-profit science corporations

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@Roddy_Neilson @StejokiKing @DrNeilStone that mutates your control

it becomes a moving target

just like a virus

new "features" can fly under the radar

you could incrementally raise the mortality rate of a treatment to 99%

without it ever being statistically significant

you fucking moron

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@BonkDaCarnivore the reason they call it digging your own grave

is because the original claim was "the dnc is so bad at keeping secrets, they put a candidate in a public mental health facility"

but the new claim is "they've kept this huge misinformation agenda a secret"

burying both claims

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@mrsdallasreed that's one possibility

the other possibility is his team got polling numbers back that, in their opinion, gave him an insurmountable lead

standard practice when you have that kind of lead is to shut the fuck up. it's insurmountable. that means it's yours to lose.

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@OIFVET02 @JohnFug10494616 @america actually he said

"giant welcome mat out front... lock on the door"

the metaphor is anyone can knock and ask to come in, but nobody can come in without permission.

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@Roddy_Neilson @StejokiKing @DrNeilStone this is my drug. its called vexamicin. it's a miracle drug with few side effects. 1 out of 100k people die. not significant compared to placebo (0).

vexamicin-2 kills 3 out of 100k. not significant compared to v-1 (1/100k)

v-3 kills 7/100k. not significant to v-2 (3/100k)

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@RealTomPowellJr straight up?

raises prices.

particularly on low-quality goods of chinese origin

raise the bottom enough and it'll make sense to buy the thing you need in steel instead of plastic

and you'll be glad you did

steel lasts forever

and doesn't fuck up the ocean