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[Professional Couch GM @Knower0fBalls]

@NYGseason Ill be waiting for the “we lost bc we have a backup qb” tweets sunday evening…. Lmao also you guys claim you own us but all your wins against us in the last decade are against backup QBs. I am a knower.

[Professional Couch GM @Knower0fBalls]

@wofski @evrythingNYG Also calling a guy your franchise qb with 5 career wins and now a torn acl is hilarious. Clearly they didnt protect him enough….

[Professional Couch GM @Knower0fBalls]

@wofski @evrythingNYG Yeah idk why some twitter fanboys are tryna act like doctors. He clearly saw plenty snd they all cleared him to play. Its an unfortunate injury for jayden but its his non throwing arm has no effect on anything except his mentals, but hes smart enough he will be careful

[Professional Couch GM @Knower0fBalls]

@NYGseason Nah bro stand on business. Your playing this soft middle like hedging your bet. You talk a lot of shit on the commies, no reason you cant beat them if were so ass and you guys are legit.

[Professional Couch GM @Knower0fBalls]

@FEELTHEBURN57 @TruckBon Rules are meant to be broken. Gimme the 6th man with my leftover change.

[Professional Couch GM @Knower0fBalls]

Give the fellas a follow if you want to double your yearly salary. These guys know ball

[The SR 🤑 @TheSR732]

A few things to know about #TheSR before you start tailing…

1. WHAT WE WAGER 🎯
#TheSR is all about straight bets. We pick a side, ML or spread, in CFB and NFL, with typically one teaser per week. Our teasers usually range from 7–10 pts with no more than 3 legs. You won’t find props on any #TheSR cards. Pick a side and ride.

2. **LBP** 🚨
In #TheSR terms, LBP = Live Bet Potential.
Keep those notis on. If we see something developing live that we want to attack, the play will be posted ASAP and will count toward the official #TheSR record.

3. **BPOY** 🐐
BPOY = Becton Play of the Year.
When Becton is absolutely in love with a play, it earns the **BPOY** designation. The track record speaks for itself: 10-4 in 2025.

At the end of the day, we’re just three dudes trying to win wagers every week and share our insight along the way. Follow the journey. We don’t take losing lightly.
#TheSR

[Professional Couch GM @Knower0fBalls]

@BobbySkinner_ Next man up. We dont make excuses in Washington

[Professional Couch GM @Knower0fBalls]

@BenStandig Ben you told us last week terry was playing. Lets not say hes set to face when we dont know please.

[Professional Couch GM @Knower0fBalls]

@AmericaPapaBear Holy guacamole

[Professional Couch GM @Knower0fBalls]

@MLFootball @LicensePlateGuy @TommyG105 @TheDougRush @NYG_Nation10 @Xommanders @HogsHaven @CommandersRealm Extremely deep pull here. Nick Gates

[Professional Couch GM @Knower0fBalls]

@MLFootball @LicensePlateGuy @TommyG105 @TheDougRush @NYG_Nation10 @Xommanders @HogsHaven @CommandersRealm Landon collins. Alfred morris

[Professional Couch GM @Knower0fBalls]

@MLFootball @LicensePlateGuy @TommyG105 @TheDougRush @NYG_Nation10 @Xommanders @HogsHaven @CommandersRealm Erick flowers

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Dak Prescott looking at an open WR

[Professional Couch GM @Knower0fBalls]

@CaesarsSports Crying laughing😂😂😂😂😂

[Caesars Sportsbook @CaesarsSports]

Dak Prescott vs the Bucs:

[Professional Couch GM @Knower0fBalls]

@Schultz_Report @joepezz_

[Jordan Schultz @Schultz_Report]

Wow. Never-before-seen locker room footage of Nick Saban telling Jalen Hurts he was turning to Tua Tagovailoa in the 2017 National Championship Game.

(via "Saban" on ESPN App)