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[Jordy Meady @jordyymeady]

Just quit my job at the cat shelter , been there 8 years but they’ve reduced meowers

[Emmiewinnie @Emmie_fly]

Gay person asking me for directions*

Me: "Go Straight"

[papa 🐻 @leoxvieiraa]

Homeless man stepped on the train and I used the opportunity to let a fart out

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

My neighbors listen to great music

Whether they want to or not

[asante @d_asante_]

Loving a football club is the actual unconditional love that they talk about

[Ramsey 😎✌️ @Ramseyizzy1]

Me watching my girl misuse the last few days of my undivided attention before football returns..

[Jonathan Brown @Broonjunior]

Don’t see why “no fishing rod” is a big deal. A cat catching a fish with a fishing rod would be much more impressive.

[Aaron @FeedTheSpud]

How can you promise that? Doesn’t even have wings.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

It's physically painful to watch society get less and less intelligent, more evil, weird, and devoid of empathy every single day.

[ryan @jebediah67]

i like threatening to call my ex and hearing all of my friends go no no no

[t @fentanylsoup]

imagine you yawn and a crackhead sticks his hand in your mouth

[STILLTRU @itsstilltru]

the amount of rules in life that are made up just to see if you’re pussy is mad funny

[toxic king @toxicking]

Bitch tried to crack a joke about me but I know a joke who cracked her

[La reflexión de un tiktoker @Babiicho]

Cuando volvés de mear

[- @KnownAsKM]

Gang is not blind….

[Troll Football Media @TrollFootball2]

Frédéric Villeroux scored an incredible goal during the European Blind Football Championship.

[dan @DanAV___]

this and an 8pm kickoff in the champions league >>

[- @KnownAsKM]

The long pinky finger nail? Yeah, bro is still trapping

[Inter ⭐⭐ @Inter]

Nella tela nerazzurra 🕸️🖤💙

[Manchester City @ManCity]

We're in the trenches guys!

[olivia @olivia_mcfc]

thinking a spanish player will stay at your club once barcelona or real madrid approaches them is like thinking the stripper loves you