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award winning television producer

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and a car

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and an iMac (intel) (( HHHHAA))

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and a macbook pro

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why do I think I need an iPhone?

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since hitting thirty it's like some switch inside me flipped and now I am only referred to as "Ma'am"
You know what's MORE polite?? Calling me "Miss" LOL

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It's going to be nice this weekend, let's go bloating

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It's so beautifully hott outside and I'm at one of the highest elevation points in the valley wowww boyyce

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Going on vacation and I *actually* just asked myself “Do I really need 2 denim mini skirts?” #denimcollection #madaboutdenim #happyaboutdenim #cottonkills #naturalfibers

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When 18 y.o.’s get botox <<<<<<<<

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The whole internet is having the same issue and this guy is telling me I messed it up. Fine if it was my mistake but I’m so confused because I already trouble shot like it was my mistake and I couldn’t figure it out BECAUSE IT WAS NOTHING I DID

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Another classic gaslighting from @Adobe customer support

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no offense but i literally could not care less that kim kardashian messed up marilyn monroe’s dress. i will never afford a home

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Or is he like poking along like cowboys do and it sees a handsome boot and slithers in there with his calf already inside?

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Like did it slither in there when he was camping in his tent and then he slips his boots on and there’s a fucking snake under his foot?

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You know when Woody’s over here talking about a snake in his boot? It just hit me- that is a FUCKING TERRIFYING place for a snake to end up.

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Curated authenticity

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Does Elon own twitter yet? I’m afraid he can see my last draft.

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Is it a TikTok compilation or a TikTok complication?

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I think I’m being gas lit 🧐😆