John Doe

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[John Doe @KoalaEDoe]

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[John Doe @KoalaEDoe]

Thanks to doombringer, mushroom! It will be home shortly, yay :D

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J0HN D03.

[John Doe @KoalaEDoe]

@Summus_Iudex Im so sorry man I dont know why they suddenly care about dress code now 😭 Hopefully they can make an exception for you at least.

[John Doe @KoalaEDoe]

All of a sudden, 'management' has decided dress code is very very important. It hasn't been enforced in nearly a decade. The entire office is up in arms about it. We are all so unbelievably screwed yaaaay🥹

[John Doe @KoalaEDoe]

Found a silly little mushroom growing inside the actual physical servers today. Dont know how but Im gonna move it over to my home so they done die. If it can? I dont think mushrooms can die.

[John Doe @KoalaEDoe]

// apparently this needs to be elaborated; DO NOT ASK ME FOR NSFWRP !!!!!! Im not a minor but what the fuck!!!!

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// This parody is forsaken related but set pre-forsaken!
Strawpage is https://t.co/LdhZj9DtU5
Admins pronouns are they/them
John is he/they
Open to all interactions :]

[John Doe @KoalaEDoe]

@AFullHouse777 What does that word mean ?

[John Doe @KoalaEDoe]

Meow?

[John Doe @KoalaEDoe]

Small red intern is still making an effort to pass by my office just to stare. Builder says they're probably just curious, given how most testers aren't usually in the office. I just think its a bit unsettling to be stared at.

[John Doe @KoalaEDoe]

Whose intern is this and why are they shirtless on their lanyard's ID and why do they keep following me around :(

[John Doe @KoalaEDoe]

My amazing, 100% full effort artistic rendition

[John Doe @KoalaEDoe]

There's been a strange lil' guy that kept walking past my office to just stare. I've never seen them before, maybe an intern or something? A bit unsettling though, ahehe. Maybe I should tell Builder later.

[John Doe @KoalaEDoe]

There's been a strange lil' guy that kept walking past my office to just stare. I've never seen them before, maybe an intern or something? A bit unsettling though, ahehe. Maybe I should tell Builder later.

[TWO TIME @loyaldevotee]

// if i see any muts posting suggestive quotes under this video i WILL be unfollowing. just letting you guys know.

[John Doe @KoalaEDoe]

Aquatic plants are surprisingly easy to get a hold of as well! Amazing for keeping the fish healthy and happy, they just gotta be managed so they dont overtake everywhere, especially the duck weed and the lil moss stuff, the moss likes to try climb out of the pond.

[John Doe @KoalaEDoe]

All what? The job? I've been helping around HQ since forever! For hobbies I do like baking and gardening, I have a pretty nice setup in our garden. Jane has a pond so I gotta make sure I dont pick something that could poison her fish or the water!

[𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐔𝐏! @john_doughballs]

I don't discriminate with my ingredients.
You. Are. Food.

[John Doe @KoalaEDoe]

@VeilofSplinters Im glad! Though I cant really call it my photo, Jane did take it after all. I'm just glad she didnt have the flash on, might've sent me to an early grave, ahehe.

[John Doe @KoalaEDoe]

Asking Telamon if they are Shedletsky was a unique bad idea. Augh.

[John Doe @KoalaEDoe]

@john_doughballs Auugh I got curious, my apolocheese. :(

[John Doe @KoalaEDoe]

@TheAdvesary1x Someone told me they were the same person and I got curious :O