Alexandra

Daydreamer

[Alexandra @Koale]

@maddow Weeks long way from the US to Prague, with all sorts of weird complications, but this signed copy finally found me. Beyond excited. Thanks to my amazing wife, who knows that I am your huge fan and went through that ordeal for me. A lovely day to you, Rachel. Love, Alex.

[Alexandra @Koale]

Found that girl, married her...it has been 6 years...what??? This little gay girl never wanted to get married. Until she found that girl. Yay.

[Alexandra @Koale]

@maddow happy birthday, Rachel. May you have an orgasmic one. Greetings from Prague.

[Alexandra @Koale]

I have always felt connected to Alanis but chubby Alanis is my spirit animal

[Alexandra @Koale]

I wonder does my wife also open a second bottle when she stays up past me?

[Alexandra @Koale]

@SarahKSilverman Hey Sarah, we are working!!! And you are interrupting!!! So thank you, I guess :) Greetings from Prague.

[Alexandra @Koale]

@Leisha_Hailey Happy birthday from Prague. You made me gay. I feel I owe you, Leish :)

[Alexandra @Koale]

liquid lunch with my lovely Skailish...always a treat

[Alexandra @Koale]

i could so fall in bed with you..

[Alexandra @Koale]

I am a superaunt of a supernephew...welcome little boy...love you sooooo much!!!!!!

[Alexandra @Koale]

My first public poetry reading today...stand by me, Sylvia Plath

[Alexandra @Koale]

looking for someone to eat my cake

[Alexandra @Koale]

liquid lunch with my bestie

[Alexandra @Koale]

Dear boys and men, we do not need flowers from you, we need equal rights worldwide! Happy International Women's Day!

[Alexandra @Koale]

@TasyavanRee yeah, tell it to the raped girl...

[Alexandra @Koale]

Baby learns to paint...femme http://t.co/DlJ4bBaN

[Alexandra @Koale]

we are all basically just evolved male orgasms..

[Alexandra @Koale]

Tonight art exhibition of my future painter colleagues...yay!

[Alexandra @Koale]

Christopher Hitchens...I fu*king adore you! I feel like I owe you.