courtney

cooler than ur girlfriend

[Frank Sriracha @jo_ro21]

“They using adderall just to be moms.”

[courtney @Koatkneee]

How we quit a job 💀 @HHendetta

[Derick. @_lilderick]

I quit amazon fuck that driving shit i left the van on 12 mile and Southfield y’all can have that bitch and it’s full of gas wit the keys in the IGNITION .

[courtney @Koatkneee]

@_kayygriff Fuck ....I forgot about that pizza beer 🇨🇦🇨🇦

[courtney @Koatkneee]

@petedavidson you're so hot, I wanna take bath salts and eat your dick off..

[courtney @Koatkneee]

Lmaoo me in 2013 wild....

[courtney @Koatkneee]

@petedavidson if you don't answer this tweet, I'm gonna drink 16 oz of codeine and play champagne supernova on my harmonica til I overdose

[courtney @Koatkneee]

@llindseymorgan I thought 8 hours was a lot ... thank you for making me feel better about myself

[Roxy @redrawnoxen]

Publix cake decorators should get $50/hr

[annee @annee_izatt]

i’m like actually losing my mind over this video John Mayer made. my king

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

I don’t necessarily trust my Alexa to not eavesdrop on me and sell my secrets to advertisers, but I think I just found what I’m gonna be doing for the next few weeks:

[Jake Chumita @jakechumita]

One day closer to retirement

[Himmy J ♦️ @HoodieJello0_]

Bruh my mom saw Zendaya in Oakland and.....bruh 😂 I’m weak

[Uzi London 🌎☄️💕® @LILUZIVERT]

Out Now 🛸

[A24 @A24]

HOT TICKETS 🎟💎✡️💥 #UncutGems In Theaters Everywhere Christmas https://t.co/hRadFqs1g8

[Uzi London 🌎☄️💕® @LILUZIVERT]

#FutsalShuffle 2020 ⚽️🔥

[StepMom Marie 🖤 @mariebabyyyyy_]

If you weren’t told “this is not a beauty salon” by a teacher at least once, you’re not a bad bitch

[baby blue (she/her/hater) @mariaaa306]

Gonna tell my kids this was Romeo & Juliet.

[Rubycita @Rooooobsxx]

Thanksgiving vs. Friendsgiving

[courtney @Koatkneee]

@bobbiskelton Gabby

[Saint Hoax @SaintHoax]

When my insomnia and sleep paralysis kick in at the same time 👹
@KylieJenner @KimKardashian