Kobe Brian 🏀

biggest fan of kobe brian. yes i want to see your feet. ❤

[Dudley Newright @NewRightPoast]

This guy could have spent the rest of his life re-doing Planet of the Bass like every other TikTok viral star but instead he puts out another laser-targeted better-than-SNL genre parody every few months.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America I ordered a milkshake and the young man turned it upside down over my head.

I did not move. A samurai does not flinch, even when the ice cream is above him and gravity is the law.

Nothing fell.

The cup hung there, upside down, defying the sky, and the boy held it over me with the calm of a man who has done this ten thousand times and buried his fear long ago.

This is the Blizzard. This is Dairy Queen.

If it falls, they told me, you get it free.

I understood at once. This was not dessert. This was an ordeal.

The boy was not showing off. He was swearing an oath, with his own arm, that he had made the thing thick enough to hang against the earth, and he was betting the price of it on his honor.

The flip is not a trick.

It is a vow.

In my land a smith proved his blade by cutting.

Here a boy of seventeen proves his by turning it over a stranger's head and looking him in the eye while the whole line waits to see if he lied.

He did not lie.

He set it upright, handed it to me, and said "there you go, man," then turned to the next customer as if he had not just gambled his good name across a counter.

I tipped him everything in my pocket.

He tried to give it back. He said it was just a Blizzard.

I told him it was not just a Blizzard.

I could not explain the rest in English, and there was a line, and he was busy.

So I bowed instead.

He said, "You too, man."

That answered nothing I had said.

It answered everything I had felt.

[Mason Home Builder @bankertobuilder]

2 car garages aren't large enough for most families

That's why we made the 2 story garage that blends seamlessly with the rest of the house

5 covered parking spots + an elegant parking ramp

Optional upgrade: Add parking meters for your guest parking spots to add some passive income to your garage

[¿ @umlarp]

putting in my too weak notice

[Vince McMahon @VinceMcMahon]

I don’t care who you are … Get OUT of my weight room! #PokemonGO

[Mason Home Builder @bankertobuilder]

Bought this old house from some guy named Frank

Removed the water feature (maintenance nightmare), cleaned up the overgrown shrubs, and rezoned it to commercial

Now it’s actually a useful structure

Not sure what this guy was doing

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Lindsey Graham knew that the surgery to remove ribs in order to suck your own dick had risks. He went forward with clear eyes and a full heart. He died on his own terms.

[Sillyfella @sillyfella600]

I’m sorry but Professor Oak looks like Jeffrey Epstein

[spaghetti policy analyst 🇵🇸 ✮⋆˙⊹˚.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @0atmik]

Doing this with a girl from hinge after scoring a tap-in during my Tuesday night co-ed rec league match.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

stob… *sniffles* blease…

[CCFC-New season @sohali2012]

Sophie Cunningham just cracks me up. After Bonner doesn’t hit any free throws, she points!! 😂

[addison raetheon @ITARviolation]

hinge in your late twenties will have you absolutely convinced there’s no teacher shortage at all. you can’t all work in elementary education

[helen @helen]

dap him up tf up dude he’s waiting

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Rockstar Games releases the official cover art for GTA 6

Pre-orders will begin June 25th

[▸ ron ! @cl0wntism]

once you turn 20 this just becomes the cycle of your life

[narsa. @rathor7_]

Why aren't Football teams trying this technique to score easier goals.. Are they stupid?

[jul 🐯 @papajoolia]

Flashback to when I was desperately searching for my keys after dropping them at a bus stop and I was so relived to finally find them just for it to turn out to be a perfectly key-shaped leaf