Kobold Flash Mob

Large swarm of small humanoids, lawful evil

[Kobold Flash Mob @KoboldFlashMob]

Account not actually controlled by Kobold most of the time. Less than 35% of the time. Usually controlled by real life Artificer who wishes he was a paladin instead, but charisma was his dump stat.

Opinions belong to him. Incoherent yammering belongs to Kobold.

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@dndspeak Nice! Good short and sweet format, helps unblock the flow in the brain if you need to make a quick guild.

Like it.

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I keep thinking an Oath of The Ancients Paladin with some kind of winter theme going on (Nature’s Wrath that is ice rather than vines?) might be kinda fun.

#DnD

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The party is dealing with an odd memory loss issue that just came to light end of last session, and I am so upset to have to cancel next session.

It would have been on Groundhog Day had I not needed to cancel, which would have been just perfect.

#DnD

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I have suddenly become very tempted to run a Curse of Strahd campaign set in some parallel modern earth setting and I have no idea why because neither the original CoS nor Modern with Magic settings are ones I really enjoy personally.

But for some reason I am tempted.

#DnD

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@DragnaCarta Great game, and really really fun class.

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Using sapping sting to drop a flying creature into hunger of Hadar may one of my favorite kills yet.

#DnD

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That feeling when you drop a new character into a campaign and everything (the party, the story, the RP) just CLICKS and days later you are still thinking about that session and so excited for the next.

The best.

#DnD

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“No rest for the wicked” they say.

Sometimes I wonder who they are, and how they know about my insomnia.

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@chaz_grimm Nice. Keep saying I need to start a Star Wars campaign (and keep getting distracted by new DnD campaigns instead. Oh well.)

Hope it turns into an enjoyable campaign!

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@chaz_grimm Well that looks like fun. What system are you going to be playing in?

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@chaz_grimm XD Thanks! I feel sorry for the DM…..

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Sorely tempted to have my next character be a cleric always referring to religious texts that are just songs in disguise.

In Barovia: "According to the book of crushed vegetation, the world is a vampire."
"Saint Dolores once told us zombies can attack our our minds."

#DnD

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Warning to DMs: Putting a party with a soul knife up against an encounter with zombies opens you up to a nearly criminal amount of Cranberries references.

Both at the table, and in your head.

#DnD

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Strahd claims another victim.

#DnD

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@AAWGames Not to be confused with Tic-Tac-Drow, a game that is, admittedly, significantly less popular than Sava in underdark cities.

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Some days you just waste all of your prep time searching for a portrait for an NPC you just can’t get out of your head.

#DnD

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@DragnaCarta Every. Single. Time.

Only got worse the past month. Committed to running a once a month second game on off weeks from the main one and……every time I sit to write the main one I end up making tables for the other game.

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@DndTravellog People can argue best, and dimension door is great, but I am here with you. The second there is any way to get my Misty Step you can bet I am right there. By far a favorite.

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Sometimes you look at a note, read something like “unnamed guard” and think “hu, u-na-med, how the hell did I come up with that name?”

#DnD

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@studios_fever Ha, ya, that pretty much sounds right.