Koby Keller

Daily moving 🏗. old washed up MTG player. Fantasy Football addict. I love your dog and your dog loves me

[Zac Hill @zdch]

The whole 82-0 phenomenon reinforces that whole bit about how the only thing a bunch of dudes need in order to have a good time is to sit around announcing the names of a bunch of old athletes.

[Koby Keller @KobyRK]

Wilt OP

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Bill Simmons on the Nuggets:

“Why do they have to trade anybody to sign Peyton Watson? You have Jokic in your team, pay everyone, F*** off. Kroenke has a gazillion dollars, just keep everybody AND pay Peyton Watson. Your owner is super rich what are we doing?”

(via @BillSimmons, @ZackLowe_NBA)

[Andrew Justin @COSportsNut]

People acting like Joker and the Nuggets need multiple rings to make his legacy legitimate.

He gave the Nuggets a championship that most thought would NEVER happen.

The man was drafted in what round?

He literally turns a perennial loser into a consistent winner.

The man changed the course of our team and the NBA.

Rings absolutely matter, especially when we never thought we’d see even one.

[Andy Bailey @AndrewDBailey]

Nikola Jokić has 19 games this season in which he hit Shai Gilgeous-Alexander’s season-long averages for points, rebounds and assists.

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander has 0 games this season in which he hit Nikola Jokić’s season-long averages for points, rebounds and assists.

[Koby Keller @KobyRK]

@daniel_zande @HarrisonWind It’s like watching 2 completely different rule sets the way Jokic and SGA are officiated. Like they play in different leagues.

[Koby Keller @KobyRK]

@traitzaldain @ChrisZaldain Yeah I wish that as well. Was a lot of fun last season.

Thanks for the reply and all you do Trait

[Koby Keller @KobyRK]

@traitzaldain @ChrisZaldain is the live stream supposed to be up and working on BASS?

The last 2 days I have gotten error messages that the format isn’t supported

[Koby Keller @KobyRK]

@BookitWithTrent I think Skenes is slightly more likely to fall down

[Jay Zawaski @jayzawaski]

Tell me he doesn't look like a McPoyle...

[chloe 🫧 @echochlo]

ppl that think they’re better than you for not watching sports getting their “go sportsball” tweets ready for tomorrow

[Koby Keller @KobyRK]

@WifeFinance Never ever ever ever get married. Ever.

And if you think this is the time… still no.

[Koby Keller @KobyRK]

Stoked to see @ChrisZaldain live stream lives on!

https://t.co/qpavPHroMu

[Zachary Laxen @Zlaxen]

I'm gonna post some wsop circuit poker stuff on Twitter. Mostly tournament results, upcoming events, things like that. Follow @circuitpoker if you're interested.

[Rituraj @RituWithAI]

Airports are now shopping malls where flights are an inconvenience to the retail strategy. You pay a premium to be treated like a suspect in a holding cell while being upsold on dignity. It is the perfect extraction machine: a captive audience with zero competition. It’s basically a minimum security prison that happens to have a duty-free shop.

[Koby Keller @KobyRK]

@targetplayer @patxisanchez @wizards_magic There are fine convention centers north of the wall

[Koby Keller @KobyRK]

@Packermomo17 Acting like we would have known how to develop or use JSN or DeJean 🙄

[Anthony Nash @_anthonynash]

After having calm down a bit about the LaFleur extension, this video kinda got me angry about it again lol

[Matthew S. @MatthewMKE98]

Dogging on the Bears was fun and all but back to the Packers now

Why is Rich Bisaccia still employed

Someone help me out

I don’t get it

[Koby Keller @KobyRK]

@The_Warlock_86 @NjTank99 Royals are middle of the road in spending and bottom of the pack in revenue.. I will give them a pass