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Kody_major

[retaessa @KodyMajor]

Not going to mention any names but I ordered a pizza the other day and I ordered a large pepperoni pie and the guy tells me they don't have pie just pizza

[retaessa @KodyMajor]

Growth goes hand and hand with discomfort

[retaessa @KodyMajor]

When you are in a dark place and you think you have been buried. It is possible that you have just been planted. So grow bitch

[retaessa @KodyMajor]

@Mr_Scoob Cash in your 401k and go get some. Seems like that's about what it takes these days

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People who put half empty already opened cans of pop back in the fridge with the expectation of finishing it later are complete psychopaths

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@PINAstarr Yeah your honesty hurts my feelings

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@PWibright Amazing movie

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Well I guess 2023 isn't getting better lil Tay is still alive

[retaessa @KodyMajor]

The only thing that gives me any satisfaction anymore is cat and dog videos online I don't care about your fuckin problems show me your cats

[retaessa @KodyMajor]

I love seeing all this news about how much of a stupid fat POS lizzo is because I have been saying it for years

[retaessa @KodyMajor]

You know you're fucked when your girl starts talking to you like she talks to the Alexa

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I can say with almost absolute certainty that Matt Stone and Trey Parker are my 2 favorite people in the world and I have children @SouthPark

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Let's cancel cancel culture

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Dear woman if you are cold at 70° in the office please dress accordingly instead of turning the heat to a sultry 75°. Sincerely every dude everywhere

[retaessa @KodyMajor]

My dog will eat cat shit out of the litterbox but not broccoli

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Lol i called out the assholes of Findlay bitch for being a degenerate pos and she blocked me 🤣🤣🤣🤣 keep it classy babe 😘

[retaessa @KodyMajor]

@findlayassholes I never claimed to be an angel Hun not out here trying to change the world one left hand at a time but it's nice u took the time to have a look at my tl keep it classy babe ✌️

[retaessa @KodyMajor]

@findlayassholes Kroger allows some of the people that live in the towers by st. Mike's to take the carts since alot of them don't have transportation and they just bring them back and forth but i guess you have always been quick to judge the less fortunate so this post is not surprising

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It should be illegal for fast food chains to advertise if they are closed. I can only see your commercials during regular business hours

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@BurgerKing so i said charge me for the #1 don't give me the Fry's and I'll just take 2 whoppers and a drink the lady said they can't do it because of inventory and told me to leave lol keep it classy king