Cody Shields

*public appearances available upon request*

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

They actually do make these irl! They’re called “Gabapentin”

[Drew @drewdyck]

Panera is the perfect choice when you’re not sick but you’re craving hospital food. And you’re like, my bank balance is too high.

[rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer @Targ_Nation]

don't ask me no stupid fucking questions

[Cody Shields @KodyShieldz]

@TolkienWorldG Ya deservedly so he is an all time great HATER! I quote him and this scene all the time!

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

It’s so good and you can tell they’re both having a blast in it

[Andy Malafarina @andymalafarina]

All the pajama pants at Walmart were at half mast today.

[shark memes @SharkMemess]

the people that leave their shopping carts in the middle of the parking lot just fell to their knees

[Cody Shields @KodyShieldz]

Hey @RuPaul!!!!,I just wanted to inform you a pride month hate crime was committed by our local @AMCTheatres by canceling all showings for Stop! That! Train! Was planning on taking my sister for her birthday because she's a huge fan! Gag them please!

[𝔭𝔥𝔬𝔢𝔟𝔢 🥀 @bbfeebeee]

*mournfully steals catalytic converter*

[Cody Shields @KodyShieldz]

@LEZB0B0MB Lololol God im so tired of these woke takes like unless it's generally understood in this universe that WISHES come true like wtf are we even talking about here...

[Cody Shields @KodyShieldz]

@EvenDroppinDime Lololol did ANYONE pay attention to this movie?!?! His "FRIEND" was FUCKING her and told him to say that to her knowing it would piss her off so she wouldn't get with him

[tom @pricesandvices]

Sad day for people who know the price for scrap metal

[𝚂𝚊𝚒𝚏 𝙰𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚎𝚗 🇵🇸 @SaifLovesHorror]

I don’t care. Evil dead franchise should always be NC-17

[Alex Stories @Alex_Stories]

@faleuxe It gave us this classic tv moment.

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

Israel took this from you

[Caiman | Private Investigator @CaimanPI]

Maybe putting a retarded South African and his army of faggot software devs in charge of government spending was a bad idea

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

Without exaggerating, it's my favorite video in the world

[Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini @DrKarimWafa]

Nudes are overrated. Send me a video of you reading so that I can see if you’re literate enough to fight against the technofascist wave of illiterate anti-intellectualism.

[🥋 @DojoWarVeteran]

Ask yourself why do you have an issue with a Greek small business owner