President Jabroni

[President Jabroni @KodyWith_a_K_]

Waves don't die

[july @trulio_]

Krispy kreme the only way we’re getting herd immunity in the US

[President Jabroni @KodyWith_a_K_]

I dream of the day I find a cheap set of conga drums on Craigslist. I can’t play the congas, I just love the fucking sound of congas

[President Jabroni @KodyWith_a_K_]

We just finished painting our entire house

[President Jabroni @KodyWith_a_K_]

Mexican surf rock Friday. I didn’t make this playlist but god damn is it so good I had to share. 9 hours to get you through the work day and then some. https://t.co/eEIps5lrYD

[President Jabroni @KodyWith_a_K_]

Too bad none of this meant ANYTHING

[President Jabroni @KodyWith_a_K_]

Pain

[🇦🇷🇳🇴 @BoltUpDerwin]

Nah bro 😭

[President Jabroni @KodyWith_a_K_]

@MandaMonster23 I haven’t cut my hair since June and I’m trying not to lose all of my fiancées hair ties

[President Jabroni @KodyWith_a_K_]

@etnomalf Talk to @ADomanico12 I’m sure she can give you a spreadsheet

[President Jabroni @KodyWith_a_K_]

@etnomalf Time to buy house paint

[President Jabroni @KodyWith_a_K_]

March 17 is Green Day right?

[President Jabroni @KodyWith_a_K_]

Stimmy hit. Time to buy a lawnmower and a tool box and put a down payment on a fence 🤦🏻‍♂️

[President Jabroni @KodyWith_a_K_]

Don’t do this to me

[President Jabroni @KodyWith_a_K_]

@etnomalf I’ll clap back and get you the same thing

[President Jabroni @KodyWith_a_K_]

Bout to take a bath in this bitch

[President Jabroni @KodyWith_a_K_]

@MroVamba

[President Jabroni @KodyWith_a_K_]

Hmmm idk man. Doesn’t look quite like Harvey Birdman Attorney at law.

[adult swim @adultswim]

There's a new CEO of Sebben & Sebben. Birdgirl takes flight on Sunday, April 4 at midnight.

[memory lane @bitchiwas999]

Me whenever “Promiscuous” by Nelly Furtado & Timbaland come on

https://t.co/dGkYxEbYNL

[President Jabroni @KodyWith_a_K_]

A perfectly cromulent article

[The A.V. Club @TheAVClub]

A noble spirit embiggens the new batch of https://t.co/bhnazY2sHZ words https://t.co/FEyYuePKrk

[President Jabroni @KodyWith_a_K_]

Basement necessities: ping pong table, dart board, that one game where you try to swing the ring dangling from a string onto a hook.

[President Jabroni @KodyWith_a_K_]

Menards needs to stop extending their rebate sale. I’ve been there everyday for the past 5 days