Kody 🍺

A mystical creature from bum fuck Oklahoma. Husband and dog dad.

[Kody 🍺 @KodyYoung127]

My wife got me the two best gifts in the world!

[Kody 🍺 @KodyYoung127]

If your prayers include me to stop drinking then I promise they aren’t gonna be answered.

[Kody 🍺 @KodyYoung127]

My problem is that I’ll answer to dumbass. Like a complete stranger could holler dumbass in a crowd and I’ll turn around like huh?

[Kody 🍺 @KodyYoung127]

@nynnettg I was smart enough to marry you 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Kody 🍺 @KodyYoung127]

Man I’ve been feeling like a woodpecker in a petrified Forrest, not getting shit done but I sure look busy.

[Kody 🍺 @KodyYoung127]

A lost submarine with billionaires inside is really sounding like a planned Father’s Day gift at this point 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Kody 🍺 @KodyYoung127]

We paid $400 to a vet that said “we don’t know what’s wrong, cook her chicken and rice”. So here I am cooking for the dog. Somehow I think our dog and the vet are in this one together 🤔

[Kody 🍺 @KodyYoung127]

I had 3 beers, a mimosa, 2 eggs scrambled, potatoes and a ribeye steak for breakfast. The lake better watch out cuz I’m ready for ya.

[Kody 🍺 @KodyYoung127]

Why worry about yesterdays fuck ups, when you have tomorrows fuck ups to look forward to

[Kody 🍺 @KodyYoung127]

No one should change who they are to fit the narrative for someone else. You are who you are and own it and love it. Impress yourself and love yourself for who you are.

[Kody 🍺 @KodyYoung127]

Me and my wife moved on up and bought a camper, so far we love it and can’t wait for the summer!

[Kody 🍺 @KodyYoung127]

Dropped off my truck today to get body work done and honestly the rental car is not it. I need my truck back.

[Kody 🍺 @KodyYoung127]

I wonder how much money Brady gave Maher to miss field goals tonight lol.

[Kody 🍺 @KodyYoung127]

@_blakemorton Nope he just improvises lol

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@_blakemorton Yeah he was that and yelling at me 😂 Not so much ultras now. He’s drinking whiskey because of his diabetes lol.

[Kody 🍺 @KodyYoung127]

@_blakemorton Yeah it did, I know that movie line for line because that’s all grandpa would watch when we went camping 😂

[Kody 🍺 @KodyYoung127]

Ya know we kill dogs for hurting children but we let pedophiles live 🤔

[Kody 🍺 @KodyYoung127]

@Stauffer20 @Yellowstone @zachlanebryan @MurrayStateOK Good ole Murray. I always told people I went to MIT. Murray in tish 😂😂

[Kody 🍺 @KodyYoung127]

@overtime Ahhh yes nucleation at its finest!