RIP Charlie Kirk. It doesn’t matter what your opinion is of Charlie or his politics if you don’t view this as one of the darkest days in American history than you are part of the problem.
The plan:
- 13 coors lights with the fellas
- find the nearest bar that has touch tunes
- play Creed, Nickelback, and Green Day all night
- talk to ZERO women
- drunk order 2 large pizzas
- pass out before the pizza arrives