Jeffrey Kohlman

Gay, married, classical musician, graphic artist. Firmly in retirement. Tweet something funny or pithy and I'll try to reciprocate.

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@historyinmemes That's "Wales"

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What this world needs is a replacement for all the window replacement ads.

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Go for a nice, relaxing drive. #CheerUpDebbieDowner

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Don't be like this guy. #CheerUpDebbieDowner

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#ItsEitherMyWayOr you will be assimilated.

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I'M BAAAAAAAAAACK!
I tried Tribal and it didn't work out for me. Did I miss anything over the last few months?

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Miss me? I'm now on Tribel.

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@WMTWTV Someone please thank Conner for pointing out that quite a few people work on the "weekend". The rest of you consistently fail to mention this.

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@Enezator *Morale

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@joncoopertweets Debut of the "Manssiere". All men in Arkansas will want one!

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Sometimes I feel like I'm a Flintstone in a Jetsons world.

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@crockpics I can remember choosing between mono and stereo Beatles albums.

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@Zorpheous @s8n

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@s8n

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Just putting this here...

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@AbsoluteCIown Is that Keith Richards?

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@60Minutes I don't know how it can say it all began in the 12th century, then 2 minutes later talk about it all happening in the twelve hundreds (which, as you know, is the thirteenth century).

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BREAKING: Trump Jr.’s ex-girlfriend drops bombshell, reveals that Trump Jr. met her at a gay club where “every” man “was in a g-string or less,” and Trump Jr. was “so comfortable” that they “ended up having sex in the gay club’s bathroom.”

But it gets even worse for Trump Jr…

His ex, Audrey O'Day Monday, declared that she decided to go public with her experience because homophobe Trump Jr. “makes all kinds of jokes belittling the gay community and transgender women” — so she decided to expose him.

Even worse for Trump Jr., she then accused him of having “trauma” from the “desperate need to please his father,” even though “his father was never pleased enough with him” no matter what he did.

So there you have it, folks. While Trump Junior spends all day sucking up to Republican bigots — in reality it’s all a show that he puts on to please his father’s homophobic base. Simply deplorable.

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@AgathaChocolats "I SAID DOGS WOULD SERVE ME!"

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@mark_cremer @EricIdle Lemon sherbet sounds good. Where do you get it?