Koyle Johnson

I'm about that real life

[Koyle Johnson @KoileJohnson]

Get a job @realDonaldTrump

[Koyle Johnson @KoileJohnson]

@realDonaldTrump Eat shit

[Koyle Johnson @KoileJohnson]

@senatemajldr You wouldn’t know a fact even if it hit you straight in the gobbler.

[Koyle Johnson @KoileJohnson]

Everyone always asks, “Koyle, where do you get those beautiful banana hammocks?” Honestly, it’s 75% genes, but the rest all goes to @HammockTown. Use code KOYLE to recieve 0% off your next order of German marble holders.

[Koyle Johnson @KoileJohnson]

Everyone remakes themselves. Puff Daddy, Snoop Lion, Michael Jackson. I will join the greats today and become Koyle Johnson. #PokemonEvolveToo #3Chainz #PoppyToCocain

[Koyle Johnson @KoileJohnson]

I’m a strong believer in the, “Horse Theory.”

[Koyle Johnson @KoileJohnson]

I’m beyond gassy and I’m about to hit the gym. #HeadsUpSpotter #IHopeItsJustGas #NoGuarantees

[Koyle Johnson @KoileJohnson]

Hanging out with my boi @2chainz tonight. Hitting up the strip club and nursing home. 😎 #Rollingpapers #WiseWomen #DoNotResuscitate

[Koyle Johnson @KoileJohnson]

I think I graduated today. . . too plastered to know for sure. #HAPPY420

[Koyle Johnson @KoileJohnson]

Thought I was getting fired today for leaving shit in the toilet. Turns out everyone was just impressed. #kiwi #priorities #blessed

[Koyle Johnson @KoileJohnson]

I'm back bitches. #WhereTheBiddiesAt? #ChainSnortingWhiteLighting #ThePeopleVsOJSimpson

[Koyle Johnson @KoileJohnson]

Sub tweeting is like poop. It's shitty. #fred #NoGunsAllowed #bitches

[Koyle Johnson @KoileJohnson]

My mom must be really proud of me #ThoughtsFromTheShitter

[Koyle Johnson @KoileJohnson]

#MCM #Fred #HotDamn #FuckYouFred #Edible

[Koyle Johnson @KoileJohnson]

100th tweet goes to @hanson_rylee, ya big basic bitch. #WhiteGirl #100th #Basic #Fred

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Despite rumors there is NOT a ragger at my place tonight. . . Dammit

[Koyle Johnson @KoileJohnson]

@KoileJohnson: Id like to thank want to be porn star @_xoxo_Vixen_ for following me. I always wanted to be a porn star too! #StayClassy

[Koyle Johnson @KoileJohnson]

#SoTrue

[Koyle Johnson @KoileJohnson]

100th tweet soon. Which one of you bitches wants the shout out!? #MaybeFred #FredIsAPrettyBigBitch #ProbsNotDoe

[Koyle Johnson @KoileJohnson]

Now that's something to be proud of. #ThoughtsFromTheShitter