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#MalizaUende

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

There is a liver and pancreas epidemic wiping out Kenyan men right now and the silence is deafening.

Nobody is talking about it.

Nobody is panicking.

But we are still burying people.

The cause?

Kenyan alcohol.

This month ALONE I’ve counted 8 friends admitted with liver or pancreatic damage.

Eight. Bloated stomachs, abdominal pain so severe it won’t subside no matter what the doctors do.

The UK has put Kenya on a watchlist for dangerous alcohol.

Rwanda has banned some of our liquor outright.

Other countries are shutting it out too.

The whole world can see what’s poisoning us and we’re still pouring it.

A few years ago we buried a brilliant CEO. Liver destroyed by drink.

By the time the doctors understood what was happening, he was already dead.

Getting a legit drink in this country is now a gamble with your life.

I have friends who will only drink in ONE place they trust, because everywhere else is a coin toss between a night out and a hospital bed.

The doctors aren’t sugarcoating it anymore.

They’re telling survivors: “Take one sip and tell your family where you want to be buried.”

Drink the same brand abroad and it tastes like heaven.

Same label. Same bottle. Different poison.

That’s how we know it’s us.

We cannot keep killing our own people for profit.

I am tired of visiting friends in hospital for alcohol poisoning.

How many more before somebody cracks down on this madness? @InteriorKE @kipmurkomen @NACADAKenya

[Lil Rico ⑨ @IAmLilRico]

As men we need to learn to stop sticking good díck in mental patients…😭💀

[Ⓝⓖ'ⓞⓡⓞⓡⓘⓔⓣ🐐🇰🇪 @baroswahjr]

At 1.53am this morning Margaret Muthoni wrote

"My phone was dropped at a police station through a rider. It is being held as an exhibit as we continue with pursuit for all the monies withdrawn and transferred.

I want to thank all Kenyans of good will who took their time to spread this photo and message.

However @DCI_Kenya , these thugs need to be apprehended soonest possible. A person who can drug and stupify you, can equally murder you.

Phone is back, money not yet."

I think we all want to see the thugs in court.

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Haha.. Unafanya DNA, unapata mtoto si wako and the first thing you get when you bring it up is why you didn't trust her.. Second ni ati mtoi anakupenda and a “mere DNA result” should not prevent you from being a dad..😂 Wanawake huvuta nyasi breh..

[Souris @Kolaitd]

@EmmaKE_100 huh! gym makes your dck smaller

[Souris @Kolaitd]

@Bqmbulu You marry peace and bhang chaos..its in the bible

[Souris @Kolaitd]

@KeenNomad All you see is James Hernandez I presume 😅

[Souris @Kolaitd]

@gemtaii Yes, thats what I want

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

You see that thing called poverty, it's bad bad. If you mix it with illiteracy, it's worse!!

[Souris @Kolaitd]

@MwangiHub what do we pay murkomen for

[Souris @Kolaitd]

@jaokojohnmark Kenyans hukupata hata kwa lift na wanakuuliza "kwani leo umeacha gari?"

sijui lift gani watu hudrive ndani 😄

[𝓴𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓸𝓼😶‍🌫️ @stlamine_]

Situationships can teach you one of the hardest lessons in dating: someone can genuinely enjoy your company and still not be willing to build a future with you. Those two things can exist at the same time

[Jaber is Jaber @NimuKiarie]

Nimekunywa mursik sahi for breakfast naskia tu kuongea uongo😭😭

[Blake Burge @blakeaburge]

Major cheat code for life: realizing you really can just wake up one day and say "that's enough of that" and change direction completely.

[Arap Chelel @KiongoziGk]

Nimepanda bodda na the first words from the border ni

"Rafiki yangu usioe..."

Bro, it's 7.30am fam😂😂

[Mstephanõ @Mstephano_]

Kila mwanaume ako na different ways of how to process pain.

Pain management has no manual man.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

It's every man's dream to find a woman who just cooks without asking what he wants to eat. A woman who simply knows what to cook and when to cook without having to ask maswali za matakataka.

[Tim Cruise @timoufey_m]

Time wasting in football is so funny. Egypt barely wanted to kick the ball wasting time after scoring 1 goal in the first half. And now they’re complaining of time wasting 😂

[VonDonJulioMedici😂🦅🤞🏾 @7thLifetime]

@muheediva01 Men don’t thin like women “Oh I’m not happy time to go” most times we tryna fix whatever the issues (his or hers) could be until He see it’s no use. 1stMental withdrawal/2efforts in communication drop/3emotional withdrawal. Lastly physical withdrawal. Logical over emotional 🧠