Jen Straker Kolbe

Mother, Daughter, Sister. Christian, Conservative, Nerd. Army brat for 20 yrs and strong supporter of our military.

[Jen Straker Kolbe @KolbeJen]

@ItsBlarg So sorry for all your troubles Blarg. Bad things come in 3's so you should be good for awhile. The new glasses are snazzy.

[Jen Straker Kolbe @KolbeJen]

@realdogeusa South Carolina please.

[Jen Straker Kolbe @KolbeJen]

@McNasty Nope, unless its more songs. We sing the "my friend slurpy" song frequently. And don't forget the dancing chicken playing soccer. Found you by way of Smii7y and now follow you and the goons too.

[Jen Straker Kolbe @KolbeJen]

@EndWokeness Democrats can't define what a woman is but they wear pink - why? Does wearing that color mean they are women? If a man wear pink does it mean he is a woman too?

[C-Reason🇺🇸 @CreasonJana]

I am not a heavy metal music fan … That being shared … I could get behind this song.

Let me know how you feel about it!

FAFO!

[⚡️Puddin⚡️ @puddin88124]

Now this deserves all the media attention

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

*you’re in a horror movie*

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

A dad noticed his baby found the sound of the tape being unwrapped funny, so other parents tried it too.

Apparently all babies find the sound funny. ❤️😂😂

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Of all the birds in the world - funny how the only birds they kill because of "bird flu" are chickens.

- and of all the animals in the world - funny how the only animal farts that cause global warming are cow farts.

- Two things we eat most.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: Legendary NC Tar Heels basketball coach Roy Williams and @Verizon just ERASED $10 MILLION in debt for victims of Hurricane Helene in Western North Carolina this morning!

6,500 #WNC families received a phone call saying their debt was erased ENTIRELY.

HOLY CRAP!!!!!

[Jack Straw @JackStr42679640]

The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax
(currently 44.75 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties
(tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Sales Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage
Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and
Nonrecurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the heck happened? Can you spell 'politicians?'
I hope this goes around THE USA at least 545 times!!! YOU can help it get there!!!

GO AHEAD. . . BE AN AMERICAN!!!

SEND THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW

Mississippi Sound

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE CLEANUP EFFORT IS UNDERWAY IN WESTERN NORTH CAROLINA TODAY!!!

THE ARMY CORPS OF ENGINEERS ARE EVERYWHERE!!!!!

WHY DIDN’T JOE BIDEN DO THIS 4 MONTHS AGO?!!!!!!!

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

Still crying.

Against all odds, this platform REFUSED to let Western North Carolina's story die.

You FOUGHT for us, you SHOUTED for us, and today, President Trump forced the ENTIRE WORLD to listen to our stories.

Without YOU, Western North Carolina would've been FORGOTTEN.

[Shawn Hendrix @TheShawnHendrix]

If somebody will connect me with her, I will make sure she does not become homeless 100%. You have my word. I can’t reach out because I’m banned on TikTok.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

I think today is the most discouraged I’ve been since Helene hit #WNC.

Exhaustion is starting to set in and for the first time I am struggling to see the light at the end of the tunnel.

All I see is a very very long tunnel.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

I am having trouble holding a conversation with anyone outside of #WNC today.

I cannot take another “are getting things back to normal?” response to small talk.

No. No it’s not normal.

I saw a woman with a baby living in a tent THIS morning.

FEMA is completely MIA.

Trash is piled 20 feet high.

I’m not mad at anyone for not knowing.

If you’re not on X you would NEVER know that Western North Carolina is dying a slow death of neglect.

My people are freezing. Their homes floating in the river.

And yet no one is here covering it?

I’m lost.

Someone help me make sense of how we could become so forgotten?

[FAN of the Prince & Princess of Wales @TribesBritannia]

So Harry and Meghan are ‘deeply concerned’ by the article detailing Meghan’s bullying. In other words they hope that giving out some crappy press release it will just go away. Not likely, the cat is out of the bag with more and more people coming forward. They are seeing what else gets written about them.

[Jen Straker Kolbe @KolbeJen]

@TheFigen_ Who else was saying Come on Baby Breathe during this?

[Jen Straker Kolbe @KolbeJen]

@RealJamesWoods My family quotes this movie often. One of the funniest movies ever.

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

The biggest scam in life is paying taxes on the money we make, paying taxes on money we spend, and taxes on things we own, that we already paid taxes on, with already taxed money.