Alex Kolbeck

In the Emerald Isle

[AT @primediscussion]

Exactly why I’ll never take these clowns seriously lol

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Barack Obama at his last press briefing with reporters, 2017:

"I have enjoyed working with all of you. That does not, of course, mean that I've enjoyed every story that you have filed, but that's the point of this relationship. You're not supposed to be sycophants. You're supposed to be skeptics. You're supposed to ask me tough questions. You're not supposed to be complimentary, but you're supposed to cast a critical eye on folks who hold enormous power."

[Alex Kolbeck @KolbeckAlex]

I said THE BEAR!!

[Alex Kolbeck @KolbeckAlex]

How anyone could possible binge watch the masterpiece that is The Bear is beyond me. This show has consumed me for weeks and I’m just starting the third episode.

Yeah, each episode has been spoiled through social media, but this show is so good you have to space it out. . . .

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Lauren Jauregui accuses Elon Musk of attempting to interfere with upcoming elections by “destroying Twitter”:

“This place was one of our most effective organizing tools during 2020 and is where a lot of discourse and accountability happens. Please understand nothing these billionaires do is ever a coincidence.“

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

There's something wrong with a country that believes canceling $757,000,000,000 in PPP loans stimulates the economy, but student debt cancellation won't

[Maggie Greene Rhee 🇺🇦🌻 #Roleplay @Hilltop__Leader]

@MikeKellyPA When will you be paying back the $974,100 you stole from the money that was earmarked for small businesses during Covid? Or, are you a HYPOCRITE? We wait anxiously for you to post the paid receipt. #GOPTheft #GOPStoleTaxPayerMoney

[CAP Action @CAPAction]

You had a $306,520 PPP loan forgiven.

[Alex Kolbeck @KolbeckAlex]

It’s crazy how literally everybody knows where the PPP money went since those same businesses are gonna get bailed out AGAIN in a few years, just wait.

“Record profits” 🥴

[If Only @ifonlytimeline]

Should have taken out a PPP loan and paid my student debt with it

[If Only @ifonlytimeline]

Should have taken out a PPP loan and paid my student debt with it

[Alex Kolbeck @KolbeckAlex]

Also, this is a cool read

https://t.co/veGtPBIBt4

[Alex Kolbeck @KolbeckAlex]

I just re downloaded Twitter because I had to post something.

The Celts trading Marcus Smart was a gut punch to the soul. He deserved better 😔

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

“Ooohh all 5 people in Montana are gonna miss tiktok hardy hardy har”

You know who lives in Montana???

That’s right, TikTok’s favorite science explainer and conspiracy debunker HANK GREEN

We can’t lose him. We must fight.

[Alex Kolbeck @KolbeckAlex]

This move is going down in the history books if it hasn’t already

[Nicholas @NicholasPas5]

Name a bigger upgrade:

[taha @KhanStopMe]

@hankgreen Watch the four part masterpiece that is James Acaster’s ‘Repertoire’

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

As a parent I’m not worried that my 9 and 13 year olds are going to be “indoctrinated” with “wokeness” at school.
I’m not worried that they’re going to ‘feel guilty about their whiteness’ because they’re learning accurate history.
I’m not worried that they’re going to be “groomed” to become furries and to make their pees pees in litter boxes.
Those things aren’t real.
Wanna know what is real?
My worry that they’re going to get shot. That someone with an AR-15 is going to go into their school and shoot them.
So, while the same gun fetishizing, AR-15 lapel pin wearing, locked and loaded family Christmas card posing Republicans fear monger & manufacture crises under the guise of “parents rights”, I say this:
It is my right as a parent to send my kids to school without worrying that they will get shot.
It ain’t the drag queens, the African American history, the books with two moms or two seahorse dads which threaten our kids.
It’s the fucking guns.

[Adam Conover @adamconover]

Went on CNN to explain why writers are striking, ended up roasting their bosses' salary.

[Dominique Clare @DomClare]

There isn’t a single argument a person on this app can make that Joe Biden and Donald Trump are the best 2 candidates out of 331 million people.

And I understand a lot of that number represents children. I said what I said.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul will seemingly appear in ‘IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA’ Season 16.