Kolby Burger

Adele⚡️ Assumption Field Hockey #14

[Kolby Burger @KolbyBurger]

My angel 😇

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

need to learn the phonetic alphabet because i just said “r as in rupaul” and the person on the other end started laughing…..

[kar @bustitopen420]

the air quality sucks, the food gives you explosive diarrhea, we have no public transport, medical care is unaffordable, they’re tearing down forests to build AI data centers and I still have to clock in for work

[Me @KirkWrites79]

DUMMIES ARE RAISING MORE DUMMIES.

[Andrew Solender @AndrewSolender]

my takeaway from the super bowl ads is that the entire american economy is being propped up by AI, weight loss drugs, cryptocurrency and gambling

[Matty Rants @themattyrants]

CATHERINE O’HARA!!!!!! 😞

[RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint]

The single deadliest event in all of American history happened just five years ago, and for millions of people, the only thing worth remembering is that they were personally inconvenienced by the safety measures. Absolutely wretched, soulless country.

[kami @sglowsm]

the fact that this performance happens in the second episode already sets you up for what the rest of the show is going to be like

[mellie @uhbucky]

THREE SEASONS?

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

slowly realising i don’t have a dream job or career

[Daveyson @king_koddy]

I hope Netflix milks this series till knives out 7. Use Daniel Craig like soap, I don't care.

[Miilato @miiilato]

it's 6am in the winter and you have to get up for work

[lia @tallsnail]

unfortunately for my husband, I am once again firing up the janky cold war-era claymation christmas specials that shaped my psyche

my children will inherit this burden

[griffin @linenandcurIs]

threatened suicide with the wrong person

[Cris Parker @3CFilmss]

This is now my Spider-Man No Way Home

[Bae Guevara @Kaimandante]

When 20 1st graders were murdered at Sandy Hook u mocked them & their parents for years until u were sued for 1.4 Billion 🤣

[Nals @mdj2313]

You don't unlock peak Twt humour unless you're chronically online.

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

when I take too many shrooms & start opening up to my labubu

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

So it turns out time makes you bolder, even children get older, & I’m getting older too

[Still Julie @hydr0chaeris]

Sidney Crosby could have played Edward Cullen but Rob Pattinson could never win three Stanley Cups

[Lil Dad @NisanJoseph]

Cheating before AI required a level of effort that you ended up learning something by default.