Nicholas Kollauf

bad in theory but good on paper | Data Vizzes @PitcherList | he/him/his

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White people love posting photos of trees that fell over during a storm

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Fire Rich Baschia

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Why don’t high schools have playgrounds?

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Can somebody write a book where Woody, Jessie, Bullseye and the Prospector actually are sold to the collector in Japan and make it grimdark? Thanks @Disney

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I believe in science until someone tries to tell me there are better things to wash my face with other than @HeadandShoulder 2-1 shampoo and conditioner

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Has anybody ever gotten a toddler’s thumbs in the thumb hole of their gloves?

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When my face sweats while eating @TakisUSA it feels like I’m on a fat burner supplement and I think that’s the new diet America should be on

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Two sessions into Tableau Conference 2024 and both had heavy themes and references to Taylor Swift. Is she running the world? #TC24 #datafam #Data24

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One thing you probably don’t know about me is that I can usually tell when it’s a real commercial or a skit commercial during Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl

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New drinking game: drink whenever someone says “perspective” at work

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Damage CTRL

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Let’s play a game called “WWE team names” or “GOP Super PAC”

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Restore Common Sense

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If my friends found out that my only “liked” song on @SpotifyUSA was “Higher” by @Creed would they still talk to me?

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Top 2500 Standard (Unholy DK) - Baby Waiting Room https://t.co/2T3swXLDcg

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Is there anything worse than having to let a coworker know they are muted, and then they end up being double muted? What a nightmare scenario