Viadimir Koltsov

//some older tweets are from before rewrite, please overlook inaccuracies

[Viadimir Koltsov @Koltsovite]

Maksim Tiykoon you ain't safe

[Viadimir Koltsov @Koltsovite]

@Kaiseroktober You're going into the drenching cabinet

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All who oppose me shall be subject to the kitchen apparatus

[Viadimir Koltsov @Koltsovite]

@mavicide Perhaps

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@KateK1sses Why do I have gore on my main page

[Viadimir Koltsov @Koltsovite]

@ScinDApsus1379 Sometimes I act like a boar to predict their next move

[Viadimir Koltsov @Koltsovite]

The chances of a wild boar entering your house and crapping in your bed are low but never zero

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That's cute

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@norikava I can neither confirm nor deny

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I believe we should all love each other, exclude the oligarchs though

[Viadimir Koltsov @Koltsovite]

1 I'm so hot
2 I'm Nussian with a bit of Batarstani blood

[Viadimir Koltsov @Koltsovite]

1 no
2 are those song lyrics
3 those are definitely song lyrics
4 aaaand you did it without patiently waiting for my response

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@ScinDApsus1379 Idk, the safe answer is yellow because that's my skin colour

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1 yellow
2 very cool

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@unakthedumbass Listen here, I'm gonna find your house, consume a ridiculous amount of beans and I am gonna play a symphony using nothing but farts and they will reach such velocity they will crack your windows, do you understand?

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Back in my day we had smiley faces, and a bit later we got glaggles, now kids on Tiktok will see them and call them a "verity" whatever that is, such disrespect to the citizens of Glaggleland

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@AdrianOliv58435 Do you want to end up in the middle of the woods with a bunch of small people around you playing banjos

[Viadimir Koltsov @Koltsovite]

Some individual by the name of Reginald McCumBiscuit sent me a message stating that when he sees me him trousers slip off

[Viadimir Koltsov @Koltsovite]

@WazzupitsNaum You're gonna get kiddnaped
(hahahaha get it)

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@WazzupitsNaum Shut your mouth before I help Koner get into your house

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@WazzupitsNaum @KonerCd

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@walucidamnn I listen to music without caring for the genre AND listen to full albums I don't see the contradiction

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@KonerCd Me I assume

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I'm so loved