K O R M E N

I'm still not sure what I'm doing with life.

[Akoi @Lil_CHXPO]

First time I went through a woman's phone I saw a dick so big I made a noise that startled me #neveragain

[CFCDavid @OAN_FPL]

This would have been a penalty if it was the other way around. Dark arts FC😂
#BHAARS

[𝔸ℕ𝔻𝔼ℝ𝕊🗡️ @Evander611]

Why is your father asking you for sex? We need to look into your family

[SriSathya @sathyashrii]

the older i get, the more i realise how much of life is just pure luck

[Mbabz @Kalasinga_]

I believe you.

[🥷🏼™ @UTDNosa1]

Kobbie Mainoo will be 25 years old in 2030

[PFA @PFA]

Quite the week, @B_Fernandes8. 🤯

And that's why...

[Kobi @UTDKobi]

£155M spent on midfielders but he’s still our best central midfielder

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

A new report has emerged raising questions over the Sh2.8 billion police uniforms tender awarded to Nalitex Ltd, a company registered in 2024.

Its listed office could not be traced, while its postal address is shared with an accounting firm and Ruto family-linked businesses.

[Ven @_vee_k]

You know what bugs me? It is that Njambi Koikai didn't have to live her life as a campaign for endometriosis, lose her right to dignity fighting for her health publicly and it mean nothing. We are once again at step 0 with Natalie and a president's team is doing PR with health.

[Dr Gacikira 🕹️ @gacikiraMD]

Real patients are talking about what they are facing with in the system but let’s hold a Multimillion conference and praise a collapsing healthcare system.

[Bevalyne Kwamboka @bevalynekwambo3]

Sasa utatuogopa aje na we didn't elect you? Omba tu isifungane because that's the only thing you should fear.

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

There is a liver and pancreas epidemic wiping out Kenyan men right now and the silence is deafening.

Nobody is talking about it.

Nobody is panicking.

But we are still burying people.

The cause?

Kenyan alcohol.

This month ALONE I’ve counted 8 friends admitted with liver or pancreatic damage.

Eight. Bloated stomachs, abdominal pain so severe it won’t subside no matter what the doctors do.

The UK has put Kenya on a watchlist for dangerous alcohol.

Rwanda has banned some of our liquor outright.

Other countries are shutting it out too.

The whole world can see what’s poisoning us and we’re still pouring it.

A few years ago we buried a brilliant CEO. Liver destroyed by drink.

By the time the doctors understood what was happening, he was already dead.

Getting a legit drink in this country is now a gamble with your life.

I have friends who will only drink in ONE place they trust, because everywhere else is a coin toss between a night out and a hospital bed.

The doctors aren’t sugarcoating it anymore.

They’re telling survivors: “Take one sip and tell your family where you want to be buried.”

Drink the same brand abroad and it tastes like heaven.

Same label. Same bottle. Different poison.

That’s how we know it’s us.

We cannot keep killing our own people for profit.

I am tired of visiting friends in hospital for alcohol poisoning.

How many more before somebody cracks down on this madness? @InteriorKE @kipmurkomen @NACADAKenya

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

The level of corruption and malice happening at JKIA parking by KAA officers is out of this world. Yesterday, an officer directed me where to park and demanded that I squeeze a little bit so that another car could fit. As we were busy removing our bags, the KAA officers clamped the car, insisting that I had parked wrongly by crossing the painted line.

I pointed out the traffic officer who had insisted that I park that way, only for the officer to disappear into thin air. The KAA officer then insisted that I either bribe him KSh 4,000 or go to their office and part ways with a KSh 6,000 fine.

The cab guys who were there called me and told me, “Bro, hao watu wamezoea kutega hivyo. Walipe tu badala ya maneno mingi.” At that point, I knew this was pure malice.

I decided to first take my yellow yellow damsel to catch her flight, then came back few minutes later. The KAA guy approached me, and this time, the bribe had miraculously reduced to KSh 3,000.

I asked them where their office was, went there, and paid the KSh 6,000 fine through the government platform. Everyone was looking at me with Sanpanku eyes & one even had the audacity to ask me why I didn't settle things with the guys at the parking lot.

These guys needs to be stopped coz they even harassed innocent tourists. As for me, I’d rather pay the fine than being oppressed by my fellow Walala Hoii,, kiino sana. Ata wangeitisha hongo ya thao Moja ama mbili, thao tatu kwani me ni mama yao. The guy on camera is the goon in charge of bribe operation.

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

Kindiki in Kilgoris.

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

No more roads for areas whose MPs oppose Finance Bill - Gachagua https://t.co/OD1Nsw2L1x

[Jakonyango @Ja_Konyango]

"Aisha Juma is a crook i have given up on the opposition" amefurahia conversation na didmus😂😂😂

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Deputy President William Ruto is the most corrupt political leader in Kenya. This is according to the latest poll by research firm Ipsos Synovate. #NTVAtFour @MarkMasai

[James @MrJamesKe]

William ruto promised Bungoma people that the premier league will be played in Bungoma stadium. This man😂