FUBAR DIVISION

The engineering division of the KOMMANDO'S INSURGENCY

((Ran by one of the buddies of @commandoinsurg))

[FUBAR DIVISION @KommandoFUBAR]

Welcome to the Engineering and Programming sector's account
We are currently working on tunnels
We hope you have a good day?

FUBAR, engineering and programming for K.I.

[FUBAR DIVISION @KommandoFUBAR]

@UNDERPAYOVRWORK Yes.

[FUBAR DIVISION @KommandoFUBAR]

@commandoinsurg Because Kommando desired it to sound like that. It also makes it harder for people unfamiliar with the muffling to hear the gas mask users.

FUBAR CmD, "Bolt," out.

[FUBAR DIVISION @KommandoFUBAR]

I have been listening to Kommando about fixing up the old bunker and started laughing before him. Why? See the image below.

FUBAR CmD, "Bolt," out.

[FUBAR DIVISION @KommandoFUBAR]

HELP MICROSOFT WANTS ME TO START VIBE CODING PLEASE HELP PELASE PLEASE PLE

FUBAR CmD, "Bolt," is dying, out.

[FUBAR DIVISION @KommandoFUBAR]

@commandoinsurg Sorry Jimmy! Because yeah, that ain't me. I'll get you updated in private, though.

I'll call you over phone in a moment if it ain't a bother.

FUBAR CmD, "Bolt," out.

[FUBAR DIVISION @KommandoFUBAR]

Why does every commander sleep so soon? I have duties to do and it requires employees.

Can someone send Bolt the code word?

FUBAR CMD, Bolt, out.

[FUBAR DIVISION @KommandoFUBAR]

@KommandoInsurg Yes. Hard to concentrate after exhausting roadwork, house support infrastructure, replacing tunneling supports, and 6 other mundane logistical tasks.

Please understand, I am going to go sleep for it has been 31 hours.

FUBAR CmD, Bolt, out.

[FUBAR DIVISION @KommandoFUBAR]

Highway tunnels have been fixed. House no longer danger to lanes.

Traffic may continue through affected routes.

Goodday.

FUBAR CmD? Yes. FUBAR CmD, Bolt, out.

[FUBAR DIVISION @KommandoFUBAR]

My messages are very off
This will be solved shortly,
because we're working on
highway signage near homes

FUBAR, engineering and programming sector, out

[FUBAR DIVISION @KommandoFUBAR]

@commandoinsurg @KommandoInsurg we need more

FUBAR CmD, "Bolt," actually out.

[FUBAR DIVISION @KommandoFUBAR]

@commandoinsurg @KommandoInsurg Gives us more reason to order vending machines. I am not complaining about this change of pace.

FUBAR CmD, "Bolt," out.

[FUBAR DIVISION @KommandoFUBAR]

@commandoinsurg @KommandoConsp @KommandoInsurg No, I don't even own a skull mask. This is not me. I now have to go back to helping the digital security team with discovering the internet intruder.

FUBAR CmD, "Bolt," out.

[FUBAR DIVISION @KommandoFUBAR]

"Tgatl;==" is a message we just received through our internet router from an unknown device. We are looking into this immediately.

FUBAR CmD, "Bolt," out.

[FUBAR DIVISION @KommandoFUBAR]

@KommandoHelix Its always Lucas.

[FUBAR DIVISION @KommandoFUBAR]

So... it exploded very violently after overheating. And we lost three entire box trailers of ammunition too.

We are shutting down the highway between... where ever we are currently because it ain't looking too good.

I am not filing a report about this.

FUBAR CmD, "Bolt," out.

[FUBAR DIVISION @KommandoFUBAR]

We here at the Insurgency have made HISTORY!

We have made a fully functional, completely operational, and road-legal jet-powered truck. It is slightly damaged and the jet crudely implemented, but it works! Very strong, too, hauling road trains just fine.

FUBAR CmD, "Bolt," out.

[FUBAR DIVISION @KommandoFUBAR]

So, we have a jet turbine. Issue is WHY do we have a jet turbine in the storage hall? Like, yeah, we have planes, but they ain't here in this section of the bunker. I gotta go question- Oh wait I ordered this.

I'll be rigggght back.

FUBAR CmD, "Bolt," out.