Komo

Storyteller. Artist. Film connoisseur.

[Richard @gamray]

honest to god how are they even real

[B @utdbrxy]

Congrats on living long enough to see another World Cup and RIP to all those we lost along the way

[Brooks | 🏳️‍🌈 @brookstweetz]

Was Jesse Eisenberg busy or something

[floptok @_eoantao]

A coisa mais louca em ser adulto é que você pode passar pela noite mais traumática da sua vida e ainda assim ter que ir trabalhar no dia seguinte.

[nana aba @thenanaaba]

Dear Mexico….

As discussed.

Signed,
53 African counties

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

when you realize you only have 1 hour of work left. 1 hour and 34 years

[Morgan @simplymorgn]

The promotion path for many jobs is:

- Become good at the work
- Stop doing the work
- Attend meetings about the work

[Trev @Tokyo_Trev]

I just looked at the date, there’s no way we are making it to pay day.

[akila. @becka1icious]

english teachers recognizing ur potential is the kind of validation that stays w u forever

[Bharat Thakrar @bharatthakrar]

We "lost" the WPP Scangroup vote today. But strip out WPP's own 56.26% block, and more than 99% of independent shareholders voted to remove the board. WPP didn't defeat a divided minority — it overruled a near-unanimous one. 👇 #WPPScangroup @WPP

[𝐭𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐬𝐢 🇿🇦🏆 @tsitsiii_t]

these weekends are shorter than me

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Corporate workers as soon as it hits 8 PM on Sunday

[Mbabz @Kalasinga_]

There is unusually higher than normal traffic in Westlands this morning. Whats going on?

[Juliani.ke 🇰🇪 @JulianiKenya]

The world want you to be everything else but yourself. A good father, husband, leader, friend, colleague etc.

Your value is based on how they rate you on flawed metrix.

Your identity is attached to your role and how they feel about you.

Miss me with that.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You can literally feel Monday breathing down your neck by 4pm on a Sunday evening.

[james hawkins @james406]

parents: "move out"

girlfriend: “quit being such a loser”

boss: "work harder"

claude: "uber for dogs (the dogs are the drivers) is a great idea, you should absolutely pursue it"

[Caleb_Xo✳️ @EriwaBoy]

"How lucky are you"?

Me:

[Oreoluwa Bukola, CFA. @BukkyOA]

Corporate is so performative that you have to be a literal actor to thrive.

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

A girls' school conducts a fire drill to teach students what to do in case of a fire.

[Peng @Acedouglas01]

Someone who’s cruel to others and kind to you will eventually turn on you.

You can count on that.