Kon Knipple

Panthers - Hornets - Gamecocks… not actually a nipple. parody account.

[Kon Knipple @KonKnipple]

@Jayspeakhismind @gothamhiphop Panthers were a playoff team

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

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[Kon Knipple @KonKnipple]

@usmntonly No, this is the Stanley Cup Final!

[Kon Knipple @KonKnipple]

No, this is the Stanley Cup Final!

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

Erling Haaland at the Stanley Cup Final in Raleigh, NC 😂

This is the World Cup 🇺🇸

[S 🇬🇭 @316simsim]

How the fuck can the final not be in this stadium? It’s like one of the 7 wonders of the football world

[Kon Knipple @KonKnipple]

@FreddyLA7 Insane Freddy’s order, Freddy

[Investing Addict @InvestingAddict]

POV: Me and the SpaceX lunch lady when she becomes a millionaire after the IPO.

[Kon Knipple @KonKnipple]

@LALACMSEA @FreddyLA7 You a 🤡

[Kon Knipple @KonKnipple]

@GaelenBet PSG champ league final on same day, crowds just limited yesterday

[Kon Knipple @KonKnipple]

Have to disagree here… I know if this guy is officiating a Panthers game, we’re about to be SCREWED

[Danny Goodwin @dannywgoodwin]

Basketball's the only sport where people care who the ref is. No football fan is like "Ron Torbert's on the call tonight? We are FUCKED"

[Kon Knipple @KonKnipple]

@DanPickz2 It’s injury this time, not nearly the same as having the final all but won and then losing 3 straight sets

[Rattlesnake @RattlesnakeTex]

North Carolina fast food nationalism

[Kon Knipple @KonKnipple]

@JeffEisenband And Sungjae Im!

[Kon Knipple @KonKnipple]

@kclairerogers I’ll do you one better, Claire! @SungjaeTracker

[Kon Knipple @KonKnipple]

@Mike_kim714 Cmon Mikey!

[Michael S. Kim @Mike_kim714]

Southampton NY isn’t the easiest place to get to so I might as well get this started early!

Ticket giveaway for the US open!

Bonus points if you take a kid
(12 and under are free)

[Oswaldo Mobray @trubearski]

HOLE IN ONE by the Korean Prince @SungjaeTracker

[Kon Knipple @KonKnipple]

@awfulannouncing Colin Clownherd 🤡

[James Murphy @jamestmurphy_]

This post has 3.5MM views (and counting) and is totally bogus.

The author doesn’t know how to read a test result.

His cited results (in app behind paywall) show premier protein UNDER the prop 65 limit for lead. All of them in fact meet the safety standard.

He doesn’t know the difference between ppb in a powder, which is the amount of lead in a KILOGRAM of material, vs dose per serving - which is what all safety levels are set at.

There’s also blatant typos in carrying over the test result (has mixed up premier and ritual readings, from the wrong part of the test).

You’re fine eating your protein shakes.

Watch what you fall for on the internet. This stuff is driving up anxiety for no reason.

[Kon Knipple @KonKnipple]

@SnobbyScheffler I like the idea that any putt less than 10 and over 20 you’re just back to your normal percentages so you start playing for 10-20 footers even over 6 footers