Konata

“Anime, manga, food…I guess my life’s all about binging!”

[Konata @KonataNEET]

“Why would I go outside? I can’t watch anime there!”

A lazy, slobby NEET portrayal of Konata from Lucky Star. Oh, and she’s fat, too.

-fat/WG/slob RP
-fairly literate, somewhat picky
-no art is mine unless stated otherwise
-pxdo/minor accounts DNI

[Konata @KonataNEET]

//I’ve decided that this app makes me miserable, so I’m moving over to Bsky full-time. Here’s my only current Bsky WGRP account; follow me there if you wanna RP or keep in touch. Fuck this place, I’m out

[Konata @KonataNEET]

//slob

Konata was waddling around naked, since none of her clothes fit her anymore. Her unwashed ass crack was horribly swampy, dripping with sweat and smelling absolutely rancid. Her constant farting didn’t help with the smell of her ass, either.

“Geez, I fucking *reek*…”

[Konata @KonataNEET]

@SecretClubroom_ “Oh c’mon, own it, girl! Your figure is downright sexy! The ideal female body is one that’s bursting out of her clothes~”

[Konata @KonataNEET]

@SecretClubroom_ “Hey, don’t be embarrassed! You’re a fat, pink-haired goth! I think that’s pretty cool! You’re confident enough in your body to wear this cool aesthetic while being really fat!”

[Konata @KonataNEET]

@Yummy_gishi “Because you like it!~”

Konata lifted one of her cellulite-ridden ass cheeks and let out a-

BLRRBLRBLRBLRRR…

Oh god. That fart was quieter, but it smelled PUTRID. Enough to make the average person gag. Of course, Fuuka wasn’t the average person. She was a slob-loving pervert.

[Konata @KonataNEET]

Konata has taken up streaming! She’s appealing to fat-loving perverts who get off to how fat, lazy, and unkempt she is. She has a donation button on her stream, and she spends all of her dono money on fast food.

��Thank you-BWUUUUURP!!!…fatlover64 for the $50!”

//slob potential

[Konata @KonataNEET]

@Yummy_gishi “Oh yeah, Fuuka? You don’t like how disgusting I am? Then why haven’t you left the room yet? How come you’re not covering your nose?~”

FRRRRRLRLRLRLRRRRRRRPP!!!!

“BUOOOOUUUUUURP!!!…god, I’m so bloated…but you’re still standing here, sniffing up all my gas and body odor~”

[Konata @KonataNEET]

@SecretClubroom_ “What happened to being all athletic, Monika? Seems like all you wanna do these days is stuff your fat face…”

[Konata @KonataNEET]

@Yummy_gishi “You liked that, didn’t you?~”

Konata knew that deep down, Fuuka was ridiculously turned-on by how disgusting she was. She just didn’t like to admit it, since it’d be pretty embarrassing to admit that you’re turned on by a girl’s big wet farts and rancid body odor.

[Konata @KonataNEET]

@SecretClubroom_ “Dang girl, you need to exercise more…or get a mobility scooter~”

Konata was weirdly turned on by watching Monika struggle to move her blubbery body.

[Konata @KonataNEET]

@Yummy_gishi “Great idea, thanks for the $150!~”

Konata spared Fuuka from her pits, only to then immediately pull her back in for a kiss on the lips. During the kiss, Konata’s belly rumbled, prompting her to unleash a-

BWUUUUUURP!!!!

…right into Fuuka’s mouth.

“Heheh…sorry~”

[Konata @KonataNEET]

@Yummy_gishi Instead of saying something, Konata grabbed the back of Fuuka’s head and shoved her face right into her flabby, unwashed armpit! Konata’s sweaty pits smelled absolutely foul, on account of Konata never washing.

“How’s this, chat? Don’t worry, she secretly loves how smelly I am~”

[Konata @KonataNEET]

@Yummy_gishi “Yeah, I did…hey Fuuka, c’mere real quick. I’ve gotta tell you something that the chat can’t hear.”

Of course, Konata was gonna do something devious once Fuuka approached her. It was up to Fuuka whether or not she wanted to trust Konata.

[Konata @KonataNEET]

@Yummy_gishi //granted

“Oh yeah, I can’t remember the last time I left this chair. That’s why my room is filled with so much trash. It’s also why I smell so bad; it’s probably been a month since I showered! It doesn’t help that I’ve been wearing this same T-shirt and panties for two weeks~”

[Konata @KonataNEET]

@Yummy_gishi “Oh, hUUURP!!…hey, Fuuka! It’s going super well. I’m making so much money from these horny losers~”

Konata turned back to the camera and gave her viewers exactly what they wanted: a loud, wet-

BLRRRRRRRRRRT!!!!

“Oh man, all that melted cheese is *not* sitting well~”

[Konata @KonataNEET]

@RavenousAdmiral “Oh wait, idea: I could set up a stream extension that lets people order me food deliveries! Those generous perverts could watch my fat ass eat everything they ordered me~”

[Konata @KonataNEET]

“Yknow, maybe I should be a streamer! I could make money playing video games, and I’d never have to go outside!”

Konata’s rationale came from the fact that she was super lazy, and also the fact that walking was getting difficult due to how fat and out-of-shape she was getting.

[Konata @KonataNEET]

@RavenousAdmiral “Hey, not a problem for me! I’d barely have to move if I was a streamer! Plus, I know there’s perverts out there who would be into that~”

[Konata @KonataNEET]

“Yknow, maybe I should be a streamer! I could make money playing video games, and I’d never have to go outside!”

Konata’s rationale came from the fact that she was super lazy, and also the fact that walking was getting difficult due to how fat and out-of-shape she was getting.