Kon_Man

Frontend Dev: JS, React, Native, Missed the Flutter Wave, Firebase, NodeJS, Postgres, .NET(ish)... Context is the best thing ever.

[Kon_Man @Kond94]

And here I was waiting for the weekend to take it for a spin 😔.

[National Bank of Malawi plc @NBMplc]

Yesterday, 29th April 2026, we launched Smart Onboard, enabling customers to open accounts and update KYC online in minutes, anytime, anywhere, reducing Service Centre visits and making banking faster and more convenient via https://t.co/lkwfNSTQrr

#SmartOnBoard

[Uncle Boogie @vuscarter]

LoL I should work hard for my dollars, be charged 3x the price for the same goods I get abroad, and I CHOOSE to change my money at the bank that only corrupt politicians have access to??? I will help my relatives through the black market.

[Kon_Man @Kond94]

@Just_Han_C @Nyumba24MW 😂🤣😂

[Jasmine Grenaway @MsGrenaway_]

Lamar Odom was on crack and still making it to practice with Kobe Bryant. I need to lock in and stop making excuses for my life.

[chai @ChaiDeluxe]

This is your reminder that a company’s average IT department does not know what they’re doing.

[Katswiri👑 @katswiri123]

Let MRA hold its ground for 5 days, and let's see who will go broke.

[Craig @CS11__]

Props to Jason Statham for really stepping out of his comfort zone with this one

[Kon_Man @Kond94]

@higgs_14 It links your stock/imports to yoir sales. I think thats the "problem" is.

[Kon_Man @Kond94]

@IraninSA 🤣😂😂

[chief sọm @chisomholic]

The African continent was recording extremely high mother and child mortality rates until pregnancy scanners and modern medicine arrived. Let's be serious my man.

[Hyston @HystonKayange]

Mthandizi is really getting recognized , we just got nominated 😭🔥🔥🔥!!!

[Trev @Tokyo_Trev]

I get so pissed when I remember that we didn’t need a visa to visit the UK, then your corrupt aunties and uncles at home affairs, and people from a specific country ruined it for all of us

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

It’s ON. #Quadruple

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The United States has spent EIGHT TRILLION DOLLARS fighting and policing in the Middle East. Thousands of our Great Soldiers have died or been badly wounded. Millions of people have died on the other side. GOING INTO THE MIDDLE EAST IS THE WORST DECISION EVER MADE.....

[AkuziKe😅 @Akuzike_di]

Ndayamba ntchito ku waterboard apapa ndili pa shop yogulitsa tameki, mukapume amalawi

[Kamoza 🇲🇼 🇿🇲 @Kamoza0104]

Make ya galimoto sitimaonera pa seatbelt label
Tell your officers

Cars are assembled
Some parts might be made earlier than others. Belt made in 2010. Car assembled in 2012 or 2011, query. Muzitolere.

And those gents who claim "to assist in finding chassis and engine numbers" are they employed by you? They seem more powerful at your Lilongwe Inland port. @ACBMalawi take a critical look at this.

[HOPKINS @Hopemalopa]

Castel malawi typing...
Portland cement typing...
Meat association of Mw.....

[ᜰ @Lamineyamaljnr]

Please help us find our friend, Lizzie Nyson. She was last seen Sunday(22 March 2026) after coming from church in area 47 /2.If you know her whereabouts or have seen her somewhere please contact 0986192261.

Help spread word

Retweet please

[Leon. @Van_Giggz]

Tinkakwela minibus from ndix to town nthawi inayake kupeleka 5hans conductor kumavutika ndi change amwene