Konfessions

Konfess all your deep, dark K secrets for the world to see.
Do it here:

[Kalamazoo College @kcollege]

@FEARLESSnFREE K does not want you to feel #unsafeatK. Student safety top concern. Meet 4:00 today Hicks Banquet Room to talk. Stay safe.

[Konfessions @Konfessions69]

is professor Hahn any good?

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Yo Konfessions, the most recent round of konfessions are super racist and disgusting. Wasn't this supposed to be censoring hate speech?

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I have chlamydia and I had a three some last night

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I've been mixed-signaling without meaning to and it kills me and probably them too.

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Last night I fell into the bathtub after I heard people having sex in it

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I'm the reason they put up that shitty, off-center clock in the Stone Room. You're welcome.

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Wise words from my man Shrek

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I want to start a long distance relationship with you. I know it will be hard, we'll miss each other terribly,... http://t.co/UmhWAsoj2o

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That cum stain on toilet seat...

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Stop calling the library the 'lib'. You sound like a fucking idiot.

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Goodbye to the worst roommate I've ever had. Good luck to the people taking them in.

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Cursed be the day on which I was born: let not the day on which my mother bore me be blessed. Cursed be the... http://t.co/riCLhdcqRA

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In high school, I told my girlfriend I loved her so she would be more likely to have sex with me. It worked and I... http://t.co/Y1vdeKb0A1

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I have sex with and date chubby girls not because I am attracted to them, but because they are less intimidating... http://t.co/O8r7JsSShE

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There's nothing wrong with going to a third world country for a volunteer work. However, the problem I have is... http://t.co/VTWYjKe8Hh

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Being loud in the library isn't cute.

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I think about her while I'm fucking you; I can't cum otherwise.

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Y'all a buncha present age evasive rationalizers