Konig Meinhard von Hosenland

Crusher of Millennial Bitcoin bros, Musk fanboys, and Reddit apes. Everything I say is financial advice because I know WTF I’m talking about.

[Konig Meinhard von Hosenland @KonigMeinhard]

#Bitcoin pumpers and fanatics:

Central bankers are NOT “criminals.”

YOU are #LOSERS who feel you are getting SCREWED because you’re NOT RICH.

Sad!

[Rammity Capital @RammityCap]

Meanwhile, over at ARK..

[Konig Meinhard von Hosenland @KonigMeinhard]

@CCCeceliaaa @jasondebolt Hey, C-

Can you pass this along to @jasondebolt?

Thanks!

Deadlifts, Rainman.

How REAL men PUMP stonks.

[GStuedler 🇺🇸🇧🇧🇺🇦 @gstuedler]

…another lion lost.

[Konig Meinhard von Hosenland @KonigMeinhard]

@CCCeceliaaa Well how about this:

“When it comes to $TSLA, the longs are short, and the shorts are long.

And when the price gets cut in half, you know I’ll be gone!”

We could win a Grammy, C.

Think about it.

[Konig Meinhard von Hosenland @KonigMeinhard]

@CCCeceliaaa Here’s an idea for some lyrics:

“Having no luck with the ladies, the incels went long….

Now they swagger around thinking they have a dick like King Kong’s!”

[Konig Meinhard von Hosenland @KonigMeinhard]

@CCCeceliaaa A tweet is too long to read?

C’mon.

I’m giving you the inside scoop on #TSLA.

You asked for it, and now you’ve got it.

[Konig Meinhard von Hosenland @KonigMeinhard]

@CCCeceliaaa @jasondebolt Thanks for the recommendation.

I checked it out and it looks much nicer than Jason’s bachelor pad, although it pales in comparison to my alpine castle.

At “Schloss Hosenland,” we also have many beautiful sets of knives and sharp, wonderful scissors, if you are interested.

[Konig Meinhard von Hosenland @KonigMeinhard]

@CCCeceliaaa @jasondebolt Hosenland is a small alpine kingdom nestled between Italy and Austria.

We like to keep a low profile for national security reasons, so sometimes it is difficult to find on a map.

[Konig Meinhard von Hosenland @KonigMeinhard]

@CCCeceliaaa @jasondebolt Hosenland

[Konig Meinhard von Hosenland @KonigMeinhard]

The needs I’ve chosen in life:

Crushing @jasondebolt.

Seeing him driven before me.

Hearing the lamentation of @CCCeceliaaa.

The fewer needs you have the better.

What are yours?

[Konig Meinhard von Hosenland @KonigMeinhard]

@CCCeceliaaa @jasondebolt When is your OnlyFans site going live?

I can’t wait to see some NSFW action.

[Konig Meinhard von Hosenland @KonigMeinhard]

@thelevelupexp This makes ZERO sense.

The only thing Bitcoin “detaches” you from is reality.

[Konig Meinhard von Hosenland @KonigMeinhard]

@CCCeceliaaa @jasondebolt You two must really be desperate for cash.

Instead of producing sorry amateur porn, why doesn’t Jason just sell some of his $TSLA?

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Dr. Anthony Fauci is an American hero. Retweet if you agree.

[Konig Meinhard von Hosenland @KonigMeinhard]

@BtCoinapparel @thelevelupexp Just grow up and get your shots.

[Charles Gasparino @CGasparino]

I just spoke to Kenny G. He wanted me to relay a big THANK YOU to all of the $AMC Apes for adding millions to his bank account because he was market making all the shares you purchased. Merry Christmas ha!

[Konig Meinhard von Hosenland @KonigMeinhard]

@SJosephBurns Greedy morons

[Konig Meinhard von Hosenland @KonigMeinhard]

@thelevelupexp As opposed to $Bitcoin, which has already fallen off a cliff.