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#PositiveFC

[konik @Konik_718]

Goals for 2024
-10k on twitch
-50k on tiktok
-1k earned from fortnite tournys
-qual for a grands

[Akademiks TV @AkademiksTV]

Ice spice reveals new tongue piercing 👀

Brehs did ice spice head game just get better?

[konik @Konik_718]

@dokkan_global @DaTruthDT @dokkan_official @president6241

[DJ Akademiks @Akademiks]

SECURED. 🫣 WHERE SHE AT? HERE SHE IS. @thedaphnejoyyy

[Paulo Costa @BorrachinhaMMA]

Learn brother as soon as it is done!

Aprenda irmao assim que se faz!

#paulocosta #secretjuice #ufcwhitehouse

[edri.🤍 @sincejamente]

necesito saber cómo van a adaptar la parte en la que vas por primera vez del Bosque Kokiri a la Ciudadela y tienes que ir rodando e hiperventilando para que no te cierren la puerta en la cara porque tienes un margen de 30 seg

[anjimitogooner93 @KyleHydeFootjob]

ocarina of time remake

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@PhysioPeck @groogpill @JackDunc1 😹

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@PhysioPeck @groogpill @JackDunc1 Worlds funniest posnian

[. @Woundedlion__]

Meanwhile : Indian Vs WHITE names

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America, a stranger will rename you in a single breath, and you are simply expected to come when called.

I went to eat at a busy restaurant. A young man at the front asked for my name, to mark my place in line. I gave it the weight it has carried for eight hundred years.

"Nobunaga."

He smiled, nodded, and wrote it down with great confidence. Then he read it back to me, to be sure he had honored it correctly.

"Perfect. Banana, party of one."

Banana. He had heard my name, held it a moment, and returned to me something rounder and more cheerful. To refuse the name a host gives is to refuse his welcome. I bowed. I was Banana now.

Then he handed me a small black disc, said it would "light up and buzz" when my table was ready, and turned to the next guest as though he had not just placed a living thing in my hands.

I held it in both palms, the way one holds a small sleeping beast that may wake. I found a place to stand. I waited, ready.

It woke.

It screamed. It flashed red. It leapt and shook in my hands like a captured spirit demanding release. A lesser man would have dropped it. I did not. I gripped it, steady, looked into its blinking lights, and told it, in a low voice, that its time had come. Then I carried it back to the host with both hands, the way one returns a hawk to its master.

He took it without looking and shouted across the entire room.

"BANANA! Party of one, your table's ready!"

A hundred strangers turned. I rose. I crossed that floor as Banana, spine straight, chin level, a man answering to his name. A child pointed at me. I gave the child a small bow. He had recognized me.

All through the meal they kept me. "How's it tasting, Banana?" "More water, Banana?" The check, when it came, said Banana, and thanked me for visiting. By the end the whole staff knew me. They waved as I left. "Night, Banana!"

So tell me honestly.

For eight hundred years my clan answered to one name. Tonight I answered to a fruit, calmed a screaming relic in my bare hands, and ate among people who were glad I came.

When the little disc lights up, is the table truly mine, or am I only keeping it warm for the next Banana?

Because I have already decided to return on Friday, and to ask, very humbly, for the same disc.

[DIA @dddia325]

Thank you for the commission 🙂

[konik @Konik_718]

I’ve accepted this blitz president FC

[JoelEmGOAT @A3per_]

"who could also facilitate"

[Martin Shkreli @MartinShkreli]

albanian lol

[TCald @ThatGuyTCald]

Actually gonna have to uninstall it next year

[“California Cool” Chris Winchester @IslamicPatriots]

Aye fam we ran into Megan Bayne out here !!!!

[klipworthy @klipworthy]

@zinzy_js “sengun get back on d”

[RussiaNews 🇷🇺 @mog_russEN]

🚨 In Argentina, a mother used latex paint on her son for a school costume party, thinking it would be easy to remove, but the paint couldn’t be washed off despite her attempts.

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@iDimi05_v2 @kos_data

[kos_data @kos_data]

🇺🇸🇦🇱 Former NYC Mayor Eric Adams is now officially Albanian.

He has been granted citizenship and has received an Albanian passport by a special decree issued by the Albanian president.