konte chizi(Crocodile)

comedy

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@GunnerPuls Sterling

[GunnerPulse @GunnerPuls]

Gun to your head, name one player who has played for all these clubs.

[ALERT254 @MotoMushene]

Kenneth Toroitich Kiplabat was brutally murdered and his Mercedes-Benz GLE dumped in Nakuru- He had just bought the guzzler.

The deceased was selling laptops

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@MikeSonko Huyo ni. Sistangu

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Some men don’t open up
because the last time they did, it was used against them.

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A man can love deeply
and still walk away for peace.

[konte chizi(Crocodile) @Kontechizi]

You checked on her.
Who checked on you?

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@Kataa_Kajik0ni Sawa

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Most men don’t heal.
They just learn how to hide pain better.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Bukayo Saka: “Pressure? I don't think about all of that. I just I think we need to just get back to our level”.

“Do the basics right, we've got more than enough quality in this team to win games, especially the games where we've been dropping points recently”.

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Not every quiet man is peaceful.
Some are just exhausted.

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Society says “be strong.”
But never asks who supports the strong man.