About to send this to my girlfriend. Let me know what Ya’ll think
Official Boyfriend Time-Off Request
To: My Amazing Girlfriend ❤️
From: Your Loving (Temporarily Distracted) Boyfriend
Date: Effective November 19, 2026
Subject: Request for Temporary Boyfriend Leave
Dear Babe,
I hope this letter finds you in good spirits and still willing to claim me as your boyfriend after reading this.
I am formally requesting a short leave of absence from my boyfriend duties beginning on November 19, 2026, due to a once-in-a-generation event: the release of Grand Theft Auto VI.
During this period, I may experience the following:
Randomly saying, “One more mission…”
Staying up much later than intended.
Talking about cars, heists, and NPCs like they’re real people.
Wearing a headset and occasionally yelling, “I WAS RELOADING!”
Please understand that this is not a reflection of my love for you. You are, and always will be, my favorite person. Rockstar Games just happens to have excellent timing.
In return for approving this request, I promise the following:
💐 A makeup date of your choice after my gaming vacation.
🍽️ Dinner is on me.
📱 I will still answer emergency texts (actual emergencies only—not “Look at this TikTok.”)
❤️ Once my GTA obsession settles down, I will resume my duties as the world’s greatest boyfriend.
I respectfully request 3–7 business days of uninterrupted gaming time. Any surprise errands, shopping trips, or “Can you come here for a second?” requests during this period are kindly asked to be postponed whenever possible.
Thank you for your understanding, patience, and continued support of this important… cultural event.
With love (and a fully charged controller),
Your Boyfriend: @BaneSquad_
Girlfriend Decision
☐ Request Approved
☐ Request Denied (Bold choice.)
Girlfriend Signature:
Date:
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