Luke

Stand-up comic.

[Luke @KoolBackwards]

@PLeonardNYDN Yeah but he left 13 seconds later.

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@BuffaloBr0 @BisonAtTheGate They would need Marv too.

[Luke @KoolBackwards]

@yashar

[Luke @KoolBackwards]

@BuffaloBills You don't miss every first-round pick that you don't make.

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

Ask a simple question, lose your TV privileges. Some doors are better left unopened.
#CalvinandHobbes #LearnedTheHardWay

[Luke @KoolBackwards]

@alt_w_v_g Interesting that the teacher called your wife and asked that you be excluded from the meeting. These schools have the formula down pat.

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@kvirtuosa_ Same...

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@Bubblebathgirl Laughing is violence.

[MILO @Nero]

All religion in the United States is performative. You can count the number of true believers on one hand.

[Luke @KoolBackwards]

@hsimon62 Brady as HC and Mike McDaniels as OC. What could go wrong? 😏

[Luke @KoolBackwards]

@TJDMCR Herbert is difficult to watch. I get tired of that comparison too.

[Luke @KoolBackwards]

@paratroopbrady I think a Prius could drive through that.

[daz @MetamateDaz]

HOT TAKE: IF BUSINESSES ONLY HAVE TO PAY TAXES ON PROFIT, NOT REVENUE, THEN I SHOULD ONLY HAVE TO PAY TAXES AFTER I'VE PAID ALL MY BILLS AND RENT.

[Luke @KoolBackwards]

@ZbotTweets It's an hour drive for me! I'll take it.

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@greg16676935420 Tide Pod Redux.

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@ianmiles Those women should blink twice if they're not safe.

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@DrClownPhD "Obviously"?

[Luke @KoolBackwards]

@TAftermath2020 Thank you!

[Luke @KoolBackwards]

@ilse_storm54223 I'm unable to read the post you quoted. What did it say?